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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #225 on: November 01, 2016, 09:16:46 PM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #226 on: December 15, 2016, 06:58:45 PM »
Our nickname for our daughter is Rocket Girl because of the perpetual stream of farts she has. It's like she's trying to launch herself. I recently realized this will make an excellent name & backstory combo for her teen years.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #227 on: December 15, 2016, 07:24:49 PM »
my womans best friend was convinced eli had celiac disease because he was/is a gas machine. my lady actually brought him in and got test done or some excrement to proove hes ok and just farts alot.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #228 on: December 15, 2016, 07:26:54 PM »
Mine also farts like crazy. They stink really bad too. At least once a day one of us goes to change her cause she stinks and there is nothing in the diaper.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #229 on: August 30, 2018, 02:17:25 PM »
My son is starting 3K next week.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #230 on: August 30, 2018, 02:46:41 PM »
Quote from: Badger on August 30, 2018, 02:17:25 PM
My son is starting 3K next week.
3rd grade, or Kindergarten?

My youngest is starting 6th grade. #oldfart
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #231 on: August 30, 2018, 02:50:21 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on August 30, 2018, 02:46:41 PM
3rd grade, or Kindergarten?

My youngest is starting 6th grade. #oldfart


3K is about 2 miles.  That's a pretty good distance for a preschooler.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #232 on: August 30, 2018, 03:27:44 PM »
my oldest is headed into 2nd grade, youngest is still 1 year from jk.

kids are expensive yoooo
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #233 on: August 30, 2018, 08:27:30 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on August 30, 2018, 02:46:41 PM
3rd grade, or Kindergarten?

My youngest is starting 6th grade. #oldfart
3K is universal pre-k for 3 year-olds.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #234 on: August 31, 2018, 12:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Badger on August 30, 2018, 08:27:30 PM
3K is universal pre-k for 3 year-olds.

that sounds private
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #235 on: September 06, 2018, 09:26:08 PM »
My son has an alarming number of Aidens in his class.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #236 on: September 06, 2018, 09:30:45 PM »
Quote from: Badger on September 06, 2018, 09:26:08 PM
My son has an alarming number of Aidens in his class.
This website has an alarming number of AIDS.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #237 on: July 17, 2019, 04:33:58 PM »
My daughter excrement in another fan at my in-law's apartment
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #238 on: July 17, 2019, 05:40:14 PM »
Quote from: Badger on July 17, 2019, 04:33:58 PM
My daughter excrement in another fan at my in-law's apartment

She what
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #239 on: July 17, 2019, 09:04:03 PM »
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