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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #225 on: October 04, 2020, 10:51:53 PM »
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« Reply #226 on: October 05, 2020, 04:32:50 AM »
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« Reply #227 on: October 05, 2020, 07:10:02 AM »
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« Reply #228 on: October 06, 2020, 09:14:02 AM »
We should actually make that happen. When we play the NFCE in 2023 will we be on the road for Washington?

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« Reply #229 on: October 06, 2020, 10:36:58 AM »
I need to invest in a bb gun.  We have a squirrel problem. 
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« Reply #230 on: October 06, 2020, 10:38:55 AM »
I need to invest in a bb gun.  We have a squirrel problem. 

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« Reply #231 on: October 06, 2020, 10:39:52 AM »
I have a squirrel, chipmunk, mouse, and mole problem

A bunch of rabbits too but they’re the least destructive
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« Reply #232 on: October 06, 2020, 10:43:15 AM »
You guys should stop living in Sherwood Forest.
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« Reply #233 on: October 06, 2020, 10:49:56 AM »
I need to invest in a bb gun.  We have a squirrel problem. 

I like squirrels.  They are persistent little assholes.  I love it.

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« Reply #234 on: October 06, 2020, 10:55:01 AM »
we have squirrels, rabbits, and skunks.

the skunks dig up holes to eat the grubs. the rabbits eat my tomatos.
we had a pretty annoying ant problem this summer that i solved with gasoline and matches and a water hose.

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« Reply #235 on: October 06, 2020, 11:02:57 AM »
we have squirrels, rabbits, and skunks.

the skunks dig up holes to eat the grubs. the rabbits eat my tomatos.
we had a pretty annoying ant problem this summer that i solved with gasoline and matches and a water hose.


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« Reply #236 on: October 06, 2020, 11:07:27 AM »
I have a squirrel, chipmunk, mouse, and mole problem

A bunch of rabbits too but they’re the least destructive

Mice and moles are a problem. Squirrels and chipmunks are too cute to be a problem.
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« Reply #237 on: October 06, 2020, 11:11:56 AM »
Mice and moles are a problem. Squirrels and chipmunks are too cute to be a problem.
Mice are even cute as long as they aren't in my house.  Moles are creepy looking fuckers like possums.

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« Reply #238 on: October 06, 2020, 11:13:49 AM »
Do skunks like mint?

Funny story, I planted some mint in a basket, that excrement tried to grow out of the basket and onto the ground.  You weren't kidding.  I thought I might have to call the authorities to prevent an invasive species.

grubs love mint, so the skunks have taken to digging up the mint invasion of my compost to get at it and getting it everywhere.

and lmao i freaking told you. its insane, grows in cracks in my driveway through the sealer.

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« Reply #239 on: October 06, 2020, 11:15:13 AM »
Mice and moles are a problem. Squirrels and chipmunks are too cute to be a problem.

their nest smell like pee and excrement and get moldy in the spring.

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