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Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:56:14 AM »
 Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 1m1 minute ago

You can add NYJ to OAK and WSH as the teams to reach out to Scot McCloughan for prominent personnel position. We'll see if he is interested



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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2015, 11:57:21 AM »
A drinking problem is probably a plus if he comes here.
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2015, 11:57:42 AM »
SCOT
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2015, 12:00:25 PM »
Give him the key to Florham Park, now with Guinness as his personal beer consultant.
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2015, 12:04:08 PM »
What if we snagged for a non-gm role?  That would be ideal.   Less pressure.

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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2015, 12:05:30 PM »
What if we snagged for a non-gm role?  That would be ideal.   Less pressure.

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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2015, 12:30:53 PM »
Just hire this guy. Stop screwing around and get his name on paper!
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2015, 12:32:26 PM »
If he gets hired as DPP, Manish is going to jerk himself to sleep dreaming of all the indignant articles he can write.

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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2015, 12:44:46 PM »
I would give this guy his own crack room. I would fill it with crack, heroin, meth, beer. I don't care, whatever it takes. Serious, get this guy in the door. He is a candidate that's exciting. It's no accident he helped build 2 of, arguably, the best rosters in all of football.
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2015, 01:14:52 PM »
Michael Robinson ‏@RealMikeRob 5m5 minutes ago

BREAKING! Scott McCloughan will be Redskins new GM. Just spoke with him! Good for you Scottie! Press conference coming end of week.


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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2015, 01:16:25 PM »
He'll be in Betty Ford before the new season kicks off.
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2015, 01:20:51 PM »
What the freak?
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2015, 01:20:52 PM »
 Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 20s21 seconds ago

It will be a 4-year deal for Scot McCloughan and the #Redskins, I’m told. Goes without saying, it’s a huge hire from a personnel standpoint.
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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2015, 01:22:07 PM »
It wouldn't surprise me if he really does have a deal in place.  The guy loves Bruce Allen.

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Re: Jets showed interest in Scot the Drunk McCloughan
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2015, 01:22:49 PM »
Awesome lol interview 50 people and let that dysfunctional mess hire him.
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