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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1245 on: June 07, 2023, 06:56:03 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on June 07, 2023, 02:58:13 PM
That's the one. And wasn't Ronda Rousey already in an earlier Expendables movie?
I think she was in a Fast/Furious movie
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« Reply #1246 on: June 07, 2023, 06:59:36 PM »
Quote from: Badger on June 07, 2023, 06:56:03 PM
I think she was in a Fast/Furious movie

You made me go check, she was in Expendables 3. Now I've gone down the rabbit hole, apparently Expendabelles was canned because they didn't see any benefit to or logical storyline for an all women crew, so they're going to add strong female characters to each new instalment instead.

Expendfourbles will have Megan Fox in that role. On the plus side, apparently Eddie Hall is also in it and I love Eddie Hall.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1247 on: June 07, 2023, 10:19:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on June 07, 2023, 06:59:36 PM
You made me go check, she was in Expendables 3. Now I've gone down the rabbit hole, apparently Expendabelles was canned because they didn't see any benefit to or logical storyline for an all women crew, so they're going to add strong female characters to each new instalment instead.

Expendfourbles will have Megan Fox in that role. On the plus side, apparently Eddie Hall is also in it and I love Eddie Hall.

Guaranteed Megan Fox has the "Do you know how to use that?" *Cocks pistol* scene.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1248 on: June 18, 2023, 05:07:03 AM »
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« Reply #1249 on: June 18, 2023, 09:26:40 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on June 18, 2023, 05:07:03 AM
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You are the only person I’ve seen say anything bad about this movie
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« Reply #1250 on: June 18, 2023, 09:29:22 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on June 18, 2023, 09:26:40 AM
You are the only person I’ve seen say anything bad about this movie
The guy from Always Sunny is good as Balsillie, but they've made a bunch of changes to the actual story for no dramatic effect and made it less interesting than the truth. Baruchel is given nothing to do and the whole thing is a bit of a bore. It's not awful but there are better things to do with two hours.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1251 on: July 05, 2023, 08:03:33 PM »
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« Reply #1252 on: July 05, 2023, 09:49:05 PM »
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« Reply #1253 on: July 05, 2023, 10:23:05 PM »
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« Reply #1254 on: July 11, 2023, 12:09:23 PM »
Dungeons & Dragons. It's objectively rubbish, but it was still moderately entertaining.
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« Reply #1255 on: July 21, 2023, 09:42:36 PM »
Wrong Turn remake. I'd rather watch Mathew Modine excrement for two hours.
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« Reply #1256 on: July 21, 2023, 10:48:30 PM »
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Wrong Turn remake. I'd rather watch Mathew Modine excrement for two hours.

Yeah, that movie sucked derriere
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1257 on: August 07, 2023, 02:12:07 PM »
Got round to watching Quantumania. Even by Marvel standards it's a complete pile of hooey, but it is very funny at times.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1258 on: August 07, 2023, 02:13:09 PM »
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Got round to watching Quantumania. Even by Marvel standards it's a complete pile of hooey, but it is very funny at times.
Thank you, Spiderman!
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« Reply #1259 on: August 07, 2023, 02:14:06 PM »
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