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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #900 on: March 04, 2018, 06:21:24 PM »
Guess you really loved that movie, huh?
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Re: Crap Movies
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« Reply #902 on: March 11, 2018, 11:47:50 PM »

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« Reply #903 on: March 25, 2018, 03:45:25 PM »
Safe with Jason Statham. Even as a treadmill movie, which Statham movies are usually pretty good for, it was atrocious.
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« Reply #904 on: July 18, 2018, 07:51:21 PM »
The ABCs Of Death. Interesting concept, execution largely terrible despite some impressive directorial names.
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« Reply #905 on: July 18, 2018, 09:56:11 PM »
The ABCs Of Death. Interesting concept, execution largely terrible despite some impressive directorial names.

V/H/S is better, but some of the shorts don't work. 
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #908 on: September 14, 2018, 06:11:07 PM »
The new Predator movie has the Predator have a main goal to take the main character's son who has autism to upgrade the culture of predators because autism is a superpower.

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« Reply #909 on: March 24, 2019, 09:56:37 AM »
We did it, everybody: Cruel Intentions is back in theaters.

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« Reply #910 on: March 25, 2019, 11:11:30 AM »
We did it, everybody: Cruel Intentions is back in theaters.

I took my wife to see it yesterday. Buffy looking hot AF.
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« Reply #911 on: May 02, 2019, 09:27:32 PM »
Seeing a dumb CGI cash-grab blow up in a a major studio's face is substantially more entertaining than a Sonic the Hedgehog movie could ever hope to be. 



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« Reply #912 on: May 03, 2019, 10:20:38 AM »
Studio already announced that they're going to redo the CGI because everyone hates Sonic's human teeth so much.
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« Reply #913 on: May 03, 2019, 02:31:27 PM »
That Sonic trailer was the stuff of nightmares.

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« Reply #914 on: May 11, 2019, 10:17:36 PM »
John Wick 2. The original was a brilliantly dark and gritty revenge movie, where really bad guys fucked with the wrong person and things went very south for them. The sequel was a lazy pastiche with next to no plot, preferring instead to just do long, implausible and inelegant choreographed fight scenes in which Keanu Reeves does exactly the same thing over and over and over again - shoot a couple of guys in the knees and then the head, throw the third to the ground and hold him down while shooting the next two guys through the door before then shooting the guy on the floor, get up and run to the next room where he does the exact same thing again, saved multiple times by his magical bulletproof suit.

Ian McShane was fantastic again and The Continental is a terrific device, but if you just want to watch extended fight scenes go watch the Raid movies again. They did it way better.
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