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« Reply #510 on: May 27, 2015, 02:00:00 PM »
Don't forget John McGinley


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« Reply #511 on: May 27, 2015, 02:01:45 PM »
Even the cops with the horrendous Australian accents at the end.

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« Reply #512 on: May 27, 2015, 02:31:12 PM »

I honestly don't think I've sought out to see any movie I liked as a kid remade any time recently. Why the freak would I want to see will smiths kid reprise Daniel LoRusso? I don't begrudge people for what they want to do or see, but I don't do remakes.

I'm with you.  However, people do see them, and so Hollywood keeps seeking them out.  Known entities are the easiest movies to get made today.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #513 on: May 27, 2015, 03:29:08 PM »
Who the freak is Daniel LoRusso

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« Reply #514 on: May 27, 2015, 03:43:51 PM »

I'm with you.  However, people do see them, and so Hollywood keeps seeking them out.  Known entities are the easiest movies to get made today.

I wonder if this will ever change. Will they still be making Batman movies 50 years from now?
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« Reply #515 on: May 27, 2015, 03:52:59 PM »

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« Reply #516 on: May 27, 2015, 04:01:23 PM »
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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« Reply #517 on: May 27, 2015, 04:20:27 PM »
I wonder if this will ever change. Will they still be making Batman movies 50 years from now?

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« Reply #518 on: May 27, 2015, 05:58:35 PM »
FTR I just now watched the trailer.  It's not even remotely the same movie.  So at least there's that.  It'll be dreadful with some cool stunts.  A smart plan to make a movie.  The product will pull audiences and suck.

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« Reply #519 on: May 27, 2015, 07:05:47 PM »
JE will be first in line to see the remake of The Tooth Fairy starring Jaden Smith.

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« Reply #520 on: May 27, 2015, 08:56:17 PM »
JE will be first in line to see the remake of The Tooth Fairy starring Jaden Smith.

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« Reply #521 on: May 27, 2015, 10:45:42 PM »
I don’t know.
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« Reply #522 on: June 08, 2015, 10:07:55 AM »
San Andreas was terrible.  It was a true Sophie's Choice for me.  San Andreas or Spy.  Mad Max is staring me in the face but it was not one of the options provided by the wife.

The Day After Tomorrow is far from a great movie, but it is 100 times better than this tripe.

There were 2 really cool scenes that could have been in a video game.  Top notch CGI.  I wish I could erase the rest of that crap from my brain.
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« Reply #523 on: June 08, 2015, 10:14:49 AM »
FTR I just now watched the trailer.  It's not even remotely the same movie.  So at least there's that.  It'll be dreadful with some cool stunts.  A smart plan to make a movie.  The product will pull audiences and suck.

The trailer for Point Break shown before San Andreas was far superior to San Andreas.  And the trailer was freaking absurd.

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« Reply #524 on: June 08, 2015, 10:19:22 AM »

San Andreas was terrible.  It was a true Sophie's Choice for me.  San Andreas or Spy.  Mad Max is staring me in the face but it was not one of the options provided by the wife.

The Day After Tomorrow is far from a great movie, but it is 100 times better than this tripe.

There were 2 really cool scenes that could have been in a video game.  Top notch CGI.  I wish I could erase the rest of that crap from my brain.

Lol you chose San Andreas over a movie getting great reviews and universal praise from people who see it.  I doubt I'll go see Spy in theaters, but everyone I know who did liked it. 

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