The Latrine

[MBGreen]

Went running a couple of times while I was at my folks' house last week. They live out in the countryside, and so when I felt the overwhelming need for a excrement while a few miles into my run it was very easy to hop into a field and take an open air excrement under a tree. It was a highly liberating feeling.

how rustic

[Miamipuck]

Went running a couple of times while I was at my folks' house last week. They live out in the countryside, and so when I felt the overwhelming need for a excrement while a few miles into my run it was very easy to hop into a field and take an open air excrement under a tree. It was a highly liberating feeling.

I hope you wiped with poison ivy.

[Badger]

JE will be shitting like a Chinese tourist in no time.

[Johnny English]

I hope you wiped with poison ivy.

a) there's no poison ivy in the UK

b) I had TP in my pocket, I'm not a peasant.

[Badger]

Last time I excrement in the woods I just used a nice broad leaf. Must have been sometime in the '90s.

[Jetaho]

Next stop, supermarket!

[Jetaho]

[IATA]

you brought TP with you specifically so you could take a excrement in the woods?

[Johnny English]

Always carry TP in case of just such a scenario. I don't know how much distance running you've done but it is well known for its laxative effect.

[IATA]

clearly i've never run any distance. i walk and jog short distances and complain the entire time.

[bojanglesman]

I just took a dump.  Reminded me of the game last night.

[Miamipuck]

I just took a dump.  Reminded me of the game last night.

If you took one on yourself then it would be exactly what the Jets did to us last night.

[bojanglesman]

If you took one on yourself then it would be exactly what the Jets did to us last night.

I woke up and it was there next to me.  In the bed.  I am white Geno.

[Koz]

I have an irrational fear of being attacked from behind while using the urinal. Boardwalk Empire and Fargo have both had urinal attack scenes in recent memory and have fed into this fear.

Think about it. It's pretty much the most defenseless position to be in during the course of a normal day. Dick's out, you're facing the wall, the floor might be slippery, etc.

And at least one of your hands is busy holding your junk. Unless you're that freak who stands at the urinal and goes hands-free.  That I can't understand for the life of me.

[Miamipuck]

And at least one of your hands is busy holding your junk. Unless you're that freak who stands at the urinal and goes hands-free.  That I can't understand for the life of me.

Those with really small weiners have to aim with one hand, everyone knows a shorter barrel is less accurate then a longer one.