The Latrine

[JFIF]

One of my childhood cats used to occasionally leave dead birds/squirrels/chipmunks in the toilet. (He was able to jump up and open the sliding door in the kitchen to the backyard. So he could come and go as he pleased)

Guess it conditioned me to always look in the toilet before sitting. Can't imagine not. Just for general reasons (ie no poop)

[bojanglesman]

Eh, it's not the ones swimming in the toilet you have to worry about, it's the ones walking across your head while you sleep. Why do you think they're called earwigs and not arsewigs?

Seafood, when he gets old.

[Tommy]

Eh, it's not the ones swimming in the toilet you have to worry about, it's the ones walking across your head while you sleep. Why do you think they're called earwigs and not arsewigs?

I totally didn't need to know this.

[Miamipuck]

I totally didn't need to know this.

They rarely get caught in someone's ear. They bury their larva first and then the larva burrows into your brain.

[klaximilian]

Walked into my bathroom and approached my porcelain throne early this AM to find that some asshat had sprinkled what appeared to be a first-ful of derriere pubes all over the seat.

Needless to say, I was not happy. 

[Fenwyr]

They rarely get caught in someone's ear. They bury their larva first and then the larva burrows into your brain.

Tommy's nightmares are getting worse and worse with each passing post.

[Badger]

Walked into my bathroom and approached my porcelain throne early this AM to find that some asshat had sprinkled what appeared to be a first-ful of derriere pubes all over the seat.

Needless to say, I was not happy. 

I don't understand, how can there be unidentified derriere pubes in your own bathroom?

[klaximilian]

I don't understand, how can there be unidentified derriere pubes in your own bathroom?

*my floor's bathroom at work.

[bojanglesman]

*my floor's bathroom at work.

Awful.  I've seen a few shitters (usually public places) that looked like a gorilla shaved his derriere on the seat. 

[klaximilian]

Awful.  I've seen a few shitters (usually public places) that looked like a gorilla shaved his derriere on the seat.

This actually looked intentional. Like a cluster of butt-pubes that were pulled from someone's derriere and then neatly placed on the seat. Some people...

[Miamipuck]

Probably not latrine talk, but since you're talking about asshair:

 I work with a guy that is probably the single biggest freaking slob I have ever seen. He has a small trimmer, yesterday during the US match the mother fucker is trimming his nose and ear hair in the middle of the office floor. Oh course he also shaved and clipped his finger nails that flew all over the place. Here check this out as well:


3 pics for an example, this is a relatively new carpet at work:

Mine:


The slob:

[Heismanberg]

What in the hell is he doing to that carpet? 

[Badger]

I just checked the carpet under my desk/chair with that of my predecessor. Similar difference, though not as bad as that guy's.

[Miamipuck]

What in the hell is he doing to that carpet? 

I have no idea, I seriously can't begin to tell you how much of a slob he is.

[bojanglesman]

What in the hell is he doing to that carpet?