Probably not latrine talk, but since you're talking about asshair:
I work with a guy that is probably the single biggest freaking slob I have ever seen. He has a small trimmer, yesterday during the US match the mother fucker is trimming his nose and ear hair in the middle of the office floor. Oh course he also shaved and clipped his finger nails that flew all over the place. Here check this out as well:
3 pics for an example, this is a relatively new carpet at work:
Mine:
The slob: