I was out on a Thanksgiving morning playing roller hockey at this local rink, it's something we do every year, prob 15 or so guys.
I figured it would be a good idea to eat something before i play, so I stop at Dunkin Donuts and get a big Texas sandwich or something like that and a large coffee. Fast forward me playing about an hour in I get the grumbles, i try to skate it off like a champ but I wet fart a little and I know its defcon 5, i skate out of the rink as fast as I can, this place has a mini golf course that's only open in the summer THAT's WHERE THE BATHROOMS ARE, so I run to the locker room and see a big metal garbage can without thinking twice i dropped my draws I had to kind of jump in and hold my self up on the sides like when you do dips. EXPLODED like chocolate lava when I get done i used my undershirt to "clean up" but when I was done I noticed a hole in the bag, this can was the kind that looked like mesh, Didn't think anything of it. Head back to the rink that Sunday walk towards the locker room I see some guys flipping out cause, the poo oozed out of the can and he put his bag on top of it. He goes to me "you believe this? I think I got human excrement all over my bag" my answer was, wow some scumbag must have done that.