The Latrine

[Miamipuck]

^That's got to be the first time I've heard you tell a story that didn't end with you eating a chub.

All I can get.

[Fenwyr]

BRAND NEW Casino's have the cleanest rest rooms on the face of this earth.

As the casino ages and they cut their staff in half it goes downhill fast.  I love Silverton and go there all the time, but their rest rooms can be really nasty.  Last night was simply an emergency.

[Badger]

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/04/meet-mr-poo-indias-anti-public-pooping-mascot-in-this-outstanding-animated-psa/

[Coach K]

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/04/meet-mr-poo-indias-anti-public-pooping-mascot-in-this-outstanding-animated-psa/

im taking a dump as i type this on my laptop and reading thelink. its Ahbed level meta

[Miamipuck]

A perfect article for this thread!

Everyone does it. And many have developed a set of rituals and beliefs, some false, about the act of clearing one's bowels.

You might think that you know your stuff about poop, but misconceptions are common. Here is the truth behind five common misconceptions about defecating.

Misconception No. 1: Daily pooping is normal, and optimal.

The U.S. Army once encouraged its soldiers to perform three daily S's, two of which are shower and shave. This might imply that the first S, which stands for, uh, defecating, is a healthy daily routine one should strive for. But it is latrine efficiency, not long-term health, that's the Army's top priority.

Gastroenterologists quip that anything in the range of three times daily to three times weekly is normal, assuming the feces isn't too loose or hard. That is, regularity doesn't mean defecation should happen daily, but rather, that it should happen consistently. Frequency only becomes a concern when it changes suddenly, in either direction...............

Click the link for the entire article.

[bojanglesman]

I farted this morning and my wife told me it was a divorce-quality fart.  It is still following me around wherever I go.  It's a shadow fart.

[MBGreen]

I farted this morning and my wife told me it was a divorce-quality fart.  It is still following me around wherever I go.  It's a shadow fart.

Divorce-quality is special vintage.

[bojanglesman]

Divorce-quality is special vintage.

It was a surprise batch release.  No idea it was so special at the time.

[MBGreen]

It was a surprise batch release.  No idea it was so special at the time.

you should bottle the next one, and hand it to Puck at the dinner table in November.

[Koz]

It' tough. You have to be able to squat all the way down, which I myself can't do.

How many times in the last 2 months has drunken Tommy used one of those toilets only to excrement and pee all over his legs?

[bojanglesman]

How many times in the last 2 months has drunken Tommy used one of those toilets only to excrement and pee all over his legs?

He washed his hands in it the first month.

[Tommy]

How many times in the last 2 months has drunken Tommy used one of those toilets only to excrement and pee all over his legs?

Haha it's fuckn hard. I don't know what it is about asians, but they're able to squat like no other race. Fuckers can just hang out in a full as to ground squat while smoking a cigarette.

[bojanglesman]

I'm sick.  I feel like the water I just drank traveled down a luge and directly out my derriere in an unchanged form.  Didn't think I'd be nauseated until the Jets picked at 18.

[Tommy]

So since I started eating healthier (granted it's only been a few days) my poop schedule has been on point. Two quality poops a day, and a feeling of relief and emptiness after each one.

I've really been filling my body with nonsense.

[Johnny English]