The Latrine

[Miamipuck]

I have to pee so freaking bad my eyeballs are floating, this sucks.

[IATA]

did you forget to change into your depends at lunch?

[Fenwyr]

I never go unless I am home.  Currently destroying Silverton casino.  Quadruple derriere gasket bitches.

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[bojanglesman]

I never go unless I am home.  Currently destroying Silverton casino.  Quadruple derriere gasket bitches.

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My wife is that way.  She'll drive home to take a dump.  I'll excrement anywhere.  I don't care.  I'll excrement on your lawn.  She gets mad because going to Target is like a laxative to me.  Every time I walk in there......blowout.  She doesn't understand how I can do it. 

I did successfully teach her the proper, 2 step courtesy flush though.

[Tommy]

My wife is that way.  She'll drive home to take a dump.  I'll excrement anywhere.  I don't care.  I'll excrement on your lawn.  She gets mad because going to Target is like a laxative to me.  Every time I walk in there......blowout.  She doesn't understand how I can do it. 

I did successfully teach her the proper, 2 step courtesy flush though.

Would you excrement in one of these?

[Heismanberg]

I would excrement in the shoes and go about my day

[bojanglesman]

Why not?  Is that some sort of Asian yoga crapper?  Maybe some sort of rub n' blumpkin situation? 

[Tommy]

Why not?  Is that some sort of Asian yoga crapper?  Maybe some sort of rub n' blumpkin situation? 

It' tough. You have to be able to squat all the way down, which I myself can't do.

[Miamipuck]

I never go unless I am home.  Currently destroying Silverton casino.  Quadruple derriere gasket bitches.

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Casino's have the cleanest rest rooms on the face of this earth.

[ons]

Would you excrement in one of these?

Ugh, those things can be so freaking nasty.

[AlioTheFool]

I'm like bo, I'll excrement practically anywhere. I've excrement in airports, the rest areas on the Garden State Parkway, wherever I am when I have to go gets it.

That "bowel" is interesting. It's supposed to be better for your body to squat rather than sit on a throne like a civilized person.

[Miamipuck]

When you have to go you have to go. Taking a excrement in your pants isn't an option.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I never go unless I am home.  Currently destroying Silverton casino.  Quadruple derriere gasket bitches.

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I want to excrement in the aquarium at the Bass pro shop.

[Miamipuck]

I want to excrement in the aquarium at the Bass pro shop.

Watch the fish eat it.

True story:

I was fishing in the Florida Keys and the boat chums for yellowtail snapper. Around the chumbag were 50 or so Bermuda Chubs. There was a gentleman on board that had smoked fish dip made from Bermuda Chub. He was offering it to everyone, only the Captain and I said," no thank you." Thirty minutes later someone uses the latrine and flushes a huge floater out the port side. The Bermuda Chubs start eating it like MBGreen eats a Mongolian BBQ. The Capt and I start cracking up and of course pointing out what the Chubs were eating. 3 people immediately start hurling including the Capts. brother in law. It was one of those had to be there moments.







Yellowtail Snapper:

[Ignatius J Reilly]

^That's got to be the first time I've heard you tell a story that didn't end with you eating a chub.