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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #150 on: January 17, 2014, 10:41:37 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 17, 2014, 10:39:42 AM
If you really want to impress at the latrine, may I suggest you buy some avocado's and eat a bunch of guacamole. What comes out can only be described as buckets of paste.

I had a chocolate version of that last year around the holidays. I had several bags of french truffles for some reason and I would just eat them at my desk all day. My body quickly discouraged this behavior.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #151 on: January 23, 2014, 09:35:14 AM »
I forgot to lock the bathroom door when taking a dump this morning.  Someone opened it about halfway before I could stop them.  It's my fault, but I can't even have peace in the crapper.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #152 on: January 23, 2014, 09:56:02 AM »
Quote from: Badger on January 17, 2014, 10:41:37 AM
I had a chocolate version of that last year around the holidays. I had several bags of french truffles for some reason and I would just eat them at my desk all day. My body quickly discouraged this behavior.

Yeah the smelly mess that comes out after is horrid.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #153 on: January 23, 2014, 10:00:59 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #154 on: January 27, 2014, 04:14:24 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #155 on: February 18, 2014, 08:39:31 AM »
Someone on my floor is on the same poop schedule as me in the morning. He's always occupying the good stall when I go in.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #156 on: February 18, 2014, 08:45:18 AM »
Quote from: Badger on February 18, 2014, 08:39:31 AM
Someone on my floor is on the same poop schedule as me in the morning. He's always occupying the good stall when I go in.

The shitter on my floor has one stall.  When you get it, it's like winning the lotto.

Don't have to listen to another schmuck pinching a loaf next to you.  Glorious.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #157 on: February 18, 2014, 09:08:40 AM »
Just destroyed the can. Tim Hortons coffee with the assist.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #158 on: February 22, 2014, 09:40:36 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #159 on: February 23, 2014, 06:48:53 AM »
A rare pre-coffee explosion.  Here it comes, sanitation department.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #160 on: February 24, 2014, 08:07:25 PM »
My wife took my son to story time at the library tonight.  She said he farted in the middle of the story and everyone started laughing.  My boy.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #161 on: February 25, 2014, 11:44:14 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #162 on: February 25, 2014, 06:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 25, 2014, 11:44:14 AM


I have a pair of nice light brown dress pants that I never get to wear to work because of this.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #163 on: February 25, 2014, 06:50:49 PM »
I'd love to know the science behind why this happens.  I swear I could stand there for 30 minutes to let it drip/shake it and the second I put it back, it dribbles.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #164 on: February 25, 2014, 06:58:42 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 25, 2014, 06:50:49 PM
I'd love to know the science behind why this happens.  I swear I could stand there for 30 minutes to let it drip/shake it and the second I put it back, it dribbles.


Conduct some dog dick experiments. For science.
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