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Fenwyr

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #135 on: December 23, 2013, 03:28:21 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 23, 2013, 02:25:37 PM
In order of preference:

-mustard
-BBQ sauce
-ketchup
-Miracle Whip

- acceptable, as long its not the nuclear waste yellow stuff
- hesitantly accept, but there's f'ing ketchup in most of it
- just NO
- don't even get me started

PM me your email and I will arrange for a proper condiment for a Christmas gift.  You just have to promise to mix it with some proper mayonnaise.  Half of each and it goes on anything.  I WANT TO HELP YOU!!!

EDIT:  And no, it's not my manhood before you even go there.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #136 on: December 23, 2013, 05:11:07 PM »


"shitter was full"


/Christmas Stuff thread crossover
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #137 on: December 24, 2013, 09:39:24 AM »
just finished taking a sour dump here at work.  It was a quality dump...because some poor sap walked in to the can, took a pee, and left quickly.  He didn't wash his hands.


Christmas came early for that dude.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #138 on: December 24, 2013, 10:05:31 AM »
You're a hero to all of us work-dumpers. Keep building the legend.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #139 on: December 25, 2013, 03:46:08 PM »
christmas loaf pinch in t-minus 5 mins.
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #140 on: December 25, 2013, 03:50:10 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 23, 2013, 02:25:37 PM
In order of preference:

-mustard
-BBQ sauce
-ketchup
-Miracle Whip


-Mustard (strictly yellow)
-Ranch

...GTFO
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #141 on: December 25, 2013, 04:00:05 PM »
Mom's home cooking involves a ton of olive oil. I feel the shits gliding smoothly through my poopchute.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #142 on: December 26, 2013, 03:56:22 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #143 on: January 01, 2014, 10:52:58 AM »
New year's dump.  Out with the old.......
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #144 on: January 01, 2014, 02:00:12 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 01, 2014, 10:52:58 AM
New year's dump.  Out with the old.......

I'm somewhat afraid of what will come out of me.  Think I'll get some Carl's so I know what to expect...
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #145 on: January 07, 2014, 08:55:35 AM »
The Starbucks is working efficiently this morning.  Scheduled dump has been moved up 60 mins.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #146 on: January 07, 2014, 10:51:59 AM »
Do you have those weird asian toilets, Tommy? Does the water spin the other way? Do you have to excrement in a urinal?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #147 on: January 07, 2014, 11:08:23 AM »
Quote from: IATA on January 07, 2014, 10:51:59 AM
Do you have those weird asian toilets, Tommy? Does the water spin the other way? Do you have to excrement in a urinal?
the toilet seats are slanted and give auto-blumpkins
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #148 on: January 17, 2014, 08:46:09 AM »
I had moussaka for dinner last night, and this morning's results were an abomination.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #149 on: January 17, 2014, 10:39:42 AM »
If you really want to impress at the latrine, may I suggest you buy some avocado's and eat a bunch of guacamole. What comes out can only be described as buckets of green paste. You could probably re use it.
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