There is nothing more comfortable than having to excrement when you're alone with kids and all you hear is insanity (no idea what it is), and then, when I have to wipe, my youngest trying to get into the bathroom (I have to leave the door open a little, just in case I have to spring to action), and I have to do it with one of my feet against the back of the door so she can't get in the room, lovely.
Seriously, freak anyone on this site that doesn't have to put up with this excrement. Enjoy your silence and alone time, you freak sticks.