I've been eating well lately until last night. Went out to the bar and got some wings, which were not very good at all. I ate them anyway because I like to eat. Just had one of those dumps where you think you are done, then keep getting hit with excrement urges that make you sit back down. I call it a excrement tease. I thought I was done about 8 times.
"Oh yeah, you're done. No you're not poopchute, sit back down."