The Latrine

[bojanglesman]

If you're using it because there are no other stalls available then it's fair enough. If you're using it because it's closest to the door and you like the extra space, you're an poopchute.

I'm an poopchute.  Sometimes.

[Johnny English]

I'm an poopchute.  Sometimes.

Just strike up a conversation with them, once they hear you talk they'll assume you're a bit simple and it's all good.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Just strike up a conversation with them, once they hear you talk they'll assume you're a bit simple and it's all good.

Which brings up an interesting point: how can you tell if a Southerner is actually retarded?

[Miamipuck]

I never thought twice about using a handicapped stall.

Same here, it's like having  a suite at a Hotel. I am an poopchute admittedly, so flame away I don't give a crap, literally and figuratively.

[Miamipuck]

Which brings up an interesting point: how can you tell if a Southerner is actually retarded?

You can't.

[bojanglesman]

Which brings up an interesting point: how can you tell if a Southerner is actually retarded?

Stupid knows no accent.

[bojanglesman]

You can't.

You mean stupid, like staying in freaking Nova Scotia to go to a Jets game?

[Miamipuck]

You mean stupid, like staying in freaking Nova Scotia to go to a Jets game?

Who did that?

You mean actually taking 5 hours to get a taxi in New York.

[bojanglesman]

Who did that?

You mean actually taking 5 hours to get a taxi in New York.

Joke's on you.  I still never got the taxi.

[Tommy]

That excrement was really funny.

[bojanglesman]

Just wrecked a handicapped stall in a children's museum.  There's a special place in hell for me.

[AlioTheFool]

We're starved for time lately so we've been eating a lot of garbage. Last night, we had some Bird's Eye frozen dinner fajitas. Taco Bell doesn't send me to the bathroom. This stuff? I just destroyed the bathroom at work. I'm pretty sure the main ingredient is grease and the second is salmonella.

[Miamipuck]

We're starved for time lately so we've been eating a lot of garbage. Last night, we had some Bird's Eye frozen dinner fajitas. Taco Bell doesn't send me to the bathroom. This stuff? I just destroyed the bathroom at work. I'm pretty sure the main ingredient is grease and the second is salmonella.

Oh man MB will be on this like white on rice.

[AlioTheFool]

Oh man MB will be on this like white on rice.

Honestly, it was my idea to try it. I love fake Mexican food and it seemed like a good idea for a quick meal. I was so horribly wrong and it had about as much flavor as paper.

[Fenwyr]

At least you learned your lesson.  NEVER eat frozen burros (or anything mexican).  Nothing good will ever come of it.