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bojanglesman

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #75 on: November 16, 2013, 08:36:37 PM »
Shitting in space.  FF to 4:55


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa3nuXxM8yk
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #76 on: November 16, 2013, 09:43:46 PM »
Did some blow, now shitting up a storm.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #77 on: November 18, 2013, 08:08:16 AM »
Wow Ricola cough drops are Roto-Rooter. good lord. They're more effective than Shilla's. Have 5-10 of those things in a short span and get ready to sprint for the restroom.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #78 on: November 18, 2013, 12:04:58 PM »
The door of the restroom on my floor is ajar 90% of the time, so usually I can just push it open and walk in. The other 10% of the time I end up looking like an idiot in the hallway trying to push open a closed door, as if I don't know how to use the handle.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #79 on: November 18, 2013, 02:05:38 PM »
I just pushed out a log that took 5 flushes to break enough for it to head down the drain.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #80 on: November 19, 2013, 12:50:43 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #81 on: November 19, 2013, 03:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on November 19, 2013, 02:10:12 PM
I hate when you feel bloated as hell and every time you pass gas you are a little worried that something else might happen.  Only to get a chance to hit the stall.

Mostly gas and a tiny premature turd.  Premies take like five minutes to wipe away.  I like my turds full term.  Feels like an accomplishment.

This post is equally valid in the Latrine thread. Well done.

And yeah, WTF is with the early turds needing half a roll of toilet paper to clean? (That's a big bonus when you have small kids. Baby wipes are awesome for cleaning those!)
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #82 on: November 19, 2013, 03:51:45 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on November 19, 2013, 03:11:54 PM
This post is equally valid in the Latrine thread. Well done.

And yeah, WTF is with the early turds needing half a roll of toilet paper to clean? (That's a big bonus when you have small kids. Baby wipes are awesome for cleaning those!)

We dont have kids, but we have baby wipes for this very reason.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #83 on: November 19, 2013, 03:55:32 PM »
Baby Wipes FTW
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #84 on: November 19, 2013, 04:00:36 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on November 19, 2013, 03:51:45 PM
We dont have kids, but we have baby wipes for this very reason.
Ditto. I can't live without them now.

I'm moving these posts to the Latrine.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #85 on: November 19, 2013, 04:22:38 PM »
Only winners use baby wipes to clean their asses.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #86 on: November 19, 2013, 04:26:30 PM »
Flushable wipes cause baby wipes aren't flushable doe
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #87 on: November 19, 2013, 04:39:25 PM »
Quote from: 624 on November 19, 2013, 04:26:30 PM
Flushable wipes cause baby wipes aren't flushable doe

I guess Nevada toilets are stronger.  Never had a problem.  Nevada toilets ftw!
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #88 on: November 19, 2013, 04:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on November 19, 2013, 04:39:25 PM
I guess Nevada toilets are stronger.  Never had a problem.  Nevada toilets ftw!

They flush.. but it's not good
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #89 on: November 19, 2013, 05:06:46 PM »
Quote from: 624 on November 19, 2013, 04:49:31 PM
They flush.. but it's not good

You do understand that this is the appropriate thread to allaborate further...
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