Annoyances

[Tommy]

That's not fair. They'll stop at the gym on the way back from work and sit on the bike at its lowest resistance setting and cycle at 50rpm while texting their friends for an hour, and then they'll go home to the ice cream and take out because they earned it.

Hahahaha. And of course post a picture of the ridiculous "Calories Lost" readout on the Treadmill. "Yay! 300 calories."

[Fenwyr]

I hate when you feel bloated as hell and every time you pass gas you are a little worried that something else might happen.  Only to get a chance to hit the stall.

Mostly gas and a tiny premature turd.  Premies take like five minutes to wipe away.  I like my turds full term.  Feels like an accomplishment.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I sit next to the lunch room in the office and every day I have to listen to these fat cows crowd around and argue/converse about who has the healthiest lunch. and swap nutritional recipes and excrement. listen ladies youre not fooling anyone and I don't care if you eat plain lettuce every meal of the day it's pretty obvious your diet is doing nothing to hide the fact you are a fat disgusting troll.

I didn't know you worked with dcm and 624.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Currently on the front page of Reddit:

[SixFeetDeep]

people that don't like sports or those that act like sports shouldn't be my reason for existing every day. go watch gossip girl bitch

[Heismanberg]

go watch gossip girl bitch

This is better than the napkin stacks excrement

[AlioTheFool]

people that don't like sports or those that act like sports shouldn't be my reason for existing every day. go watch gossip girl bitch

No excrement.

My wife and my oldest son (who was turned off sports as a small kid by being hit with too many pitches) love to tell me how ridiculous it is that I am so invested in my teams. It drives me batshit crazy, especially when they can't possibly fathom missing the latest episode of Supernatural or Grimm.

Sports = life.

[Badger]

Grown men who use the word "fam."

https://twitter.com/OConnor_Jets/status/404380349746016256

https://twitter.com/OConnor_Jets/status/404038078047592449

https://twitter.com/OConnor_Jets/status/404029016199294976

[Heismanberg]

^ I hate that bundle of sticks

[SixFeetDeep]

that first 5 minutes when you wake up and are contemplating wether it's more effort to off yourself or to get up, take a shower, get dressed, and drive to work for the 1 millionth time.

[Badger]

When people can't pronounce Chipotle right.

[Miamipuck]

When people can't pronounce Chipotle right.

Hahahah how do they pronounce it?

[Badger]

Hahahah how do they pronounce it?

Chih-pol-tay

[Johnny English]

Chih-pol-tay

Who does that?

Annoyance of the day (actually yesterday but I forgot to post about it): vanity plates that include the numbers 007. Vanity plates in general are a bit cheesy, but unless you're driving an Aston or a Jag (and even then) having the numbers 007 on your plate elevate it to a whole new level of wankiness. You're a fat balding man in your mid 40s driving a Hyundai, the only person who thinks you could be an international spy is you. Stop being a queynte.

[Heismanberg]

When people can't pronounce Chipotle right.

yessssss

and it's even worse when I say it the right way, and someone tries to correct me