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Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: guinness77 on September 13, 2014, 07:11:30 PM
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Where tonight we review Citizen Kane and....Critters 2 (The Main Course).
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How could you review anything outside of Dora the Explorer right now?
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D2: Mighty Ducks was a gooder.
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Watch next week's episode when we review The Godfather and....Zapped!
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Watch next week's episode when we review The Godfather and....Zapped!
RIP Marlon Brando
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check out our racism special when guinness and I review Boyz in the Hood....and I'm Gonna Git You Suckah!
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check out our racism special when guinness and I review Boyz in the Hood....and I'm Gonna Git You Suckah!
Next episode will be when MB green reviews Precious and...Dolemite.
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Next episode will be when MB green reviews Precious and...Dolemite.
tune in for our New Jersey week when guinness reviews Clerks and.....Friday the 13th.
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This thread has possibilities.
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Tune in next week when we welcome miamipuck to the panel to discuss classics like School Ties.....and Schindler's List.
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Can't wait for the episode where he reviews Shawshank Redemption and Funny Farm.
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MB, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
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MB, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
A six demon bag?
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MB, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
a fiddlin' ben, or perhaps, a chizzler?
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Repas de la cochon.
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a fiddlin' ben, or perhaps, a chizzler?
You are so freaking Canadian it's stupid. Seriously
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You are so freaking Canadian it's stupid. Seriously
<3
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Can't wait for the episode where he reviews Shawshank Redemption and Funny Farm.
This is the best episode. I also liked the one when he reviewed the classic mountain-bound adventure The Treasure of Sierra Madre...and Ski School.
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I really can't wait for the episode where MB rates Goodfellas and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.
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This is the best episode. I also liked the one when he reviewed the classic mountain-bound adventure The Treasure of Sierra Madre...and Ski School.
Awesome. Then you must have also liked the one where he reviewed Seven Samurai and Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever.
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Too bad we can't have a forum for his music reviews, I would love to see reviews of Poison's new album or Motley Crue's world tour.
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Too bad we can't have a forum for his music reviews, I would love to see reviews of Poison's new album or Motley Crue's world tour.
Next week on MB's 8-Track Hour: "Scorpion, where are they now?" and "Why Lorde is scary."
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Next week on MB's 8-Track Hour: "Scorpion, where are they now?" and "Why Lorde is scary."
Or..."Why isn't Stryper or Kyuss in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame."
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Or..."Why isn't Stryper or Kyuss in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame."
He's more pissed about Whitesnake.
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He's more pissed about Whitesnake.
Dokken is my last hope.
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Or..."Why isn't Stryper or Kyuss in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame."
Um.... why the freak are you getting Kyuss involved in this conversation? Were you thinking of Kix?
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Um.... why the freak are you getting Kyuss involved in this conversation? Were you thinking of Kix?
Please go back and gather the general theme of the couplings so far.
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Please go back and gather the general theme of the couplings so far.
This thread is really confusing.
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Next up on Today's Music, "The Dead Weather: A Damn Yankees Ripoff", followed by "Damnocracy: An Examination of Supergroup Genius in a Troubled Era of Music".
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This thread is really confusing.
Tonight on At the Movies with MBGreen, he'll review The Boy in the Striped Pajamas and Bachelor Party.
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This thread is really confusing.
Read the good movies thread.
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Read the good movies thread.
And then prepare for next week's episode by watching From Here To Eternity and Meatballs III.
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I'm working on the bonus material for the DVD release of season 1. Reviewing Reservoir Dogs and UHF.
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Never seen a Von Trier movie.
Then you should tune in this week, when MB tackles a doubleheader of Antichrist and Slam Dunk Ernest.
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Then you should tune in this week, when MB tackles a doubleheader of Antichrist and Slam Dunk Ernest.
haha
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Then you should tune in this week, when MB tackles a doubleheader of Antichrist and Slam Dunk Ernest.
never seen an "earnest" movie either
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Did I miss the one where he reviewed Schindler's List and Miracle Beach?
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Did I miss the one where he reviewed Schindler's List and Miracle Beach?
Page 1 bundle of sticks
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Did I miss the one where he reviewed Schindler's List and Miracle Beach?
Oh excrement, Miracle Beach. I had a huge thing for Ami Dolenz when I was a kid.
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Oh excrement, Miracle Beach. I had a huge thing for Ami Dolenz when I was a kid.
Haha same here. I remember that movie always being on Cinamax. Had a crush on Ami from She's Out of Control.
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I'm working on the bonus material for the DVD release of season 1. Reviewing Reservoir Dogs and UHF.
"Mooooooooooop!"
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"Welcome to this week's edition of At the Movies with MBGreen where he'll be reviewing I Spit on Your Grave and...Kingpin."
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"Welcome to this week's edition of At the Movies with MBGreen where he'll be reviewing I Spit on Your Grave and...Kingpin."
"Bye brother Munson.....bye whore"
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Can you get sick drinking pee?......I think you can......Even if it's your own?
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"Welcome to this week's edition of At the Movies with MBGreen where he'll be reviewing I Spit on Your Grave and...Kingpin."
I am lost now. How did you just throw in 2 good movies?
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I am lost now. How did you just throw in 2 good movies?
Everyone's talking horror movies and this mo-mo comes in talking about Kingpin. Just another day at the movies for our resident Canuck.
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Just saw the one where he reviewed Marathon Man and To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything.
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Just saw the one where he reviewed Marathon Man and To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything.
I can't decide what's worse...that you took 10 days to come up with something or that you came up with that.
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Happy Halloween
On today's episode, Guinness and I will be reviewing John Carpenter's Halloween.....and C.H.U.D.
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Hahahaha
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I can't decide what's worse...that you took 10 days to come up with something or that you came up with that.
Yeah, it was a bit of a reach.
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Tonight on At the Movies with MBGreen, we have a double feature of 12 Angry Men and Bio-Dome.
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Tonight on At the Movies with MBGreen, we have a double feature of 12 Angry Men and Bio-Dome.
It's funny because you didn't say Jury Duty.
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in this weeks episode, MBGreen will watch Boyhood and Boyz N The Hood
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in this weeks episode, MBGreen will watch Boyhood and Boyz N The Hood
both of those movies are good
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both of those movies are good
He meant The Boy Next Door (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgbBwovOOoc).
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both of those movies are good
thanks...i have great taste.
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Yesterday's episode encompassed 90s week, in which I watched/reviewed The Doors and Varsity Blues.
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We're gonna run the oopty oop
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We're gonna run the oopty oop
Ms Davis, will you go to prom with me?
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This episode is the 2nd of a two-parter...my quest through the 90s continued last night. As i reviewed Alive and The Crow.
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This episode is the 2nd of a two-parter...my quest through the 90s continued last night. As i reviewed Alive and The Crow.
Both movies are awesome in their own way.
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Both movies are awesome in their own way.
Is that like when you ask a girl if her friend who she wants to introduce you to is hot, and she says "she's pretty in her own way"?
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Is that like when you ask a girl if her friend who she wants to introduce you to is hot, and she says "she's pretty in her own way"?
Negative. I change my previous comment to 'Both movies are awesome'.
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Tonight MB will be reviewing City of God followed by Gymkata.
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Gonna watch Amityville 2: the Possession (1982) in 5 mins on AMC.
let the hacking begin.
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fart
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Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise. Classic Booger.
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Basic Instinct is on AXN instead.
/audible
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At the movies with Bojanglesman, this week he reviews Joe Dirt and Deliverance.
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At the movies with Bojanglesman, this week he reviews Joe Dirt and Deliverance.
Both excellent.
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In tomorrow's episode MBG will review The Natural and Benchwarmers
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MB has a hockey themed evening ahead with classics Slap Shot and MVP: Most Valuable Primate
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Wait a second! MBGreen pulls an audible! He switches to an all volleyball theme. Watch as he reviews moisturizers and tissues while watching the volleyball scene from Top Gun and follows it up with Miracle Beach.
"I give this episode two hairy palms. MB's vinegar strokes are a masterpiece. I finished at the same time...twice." - Miamipuck
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Wow Miracle Beach. Hahahahaha.
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C'mon brah. Side Out. C. Thomas Howell aka the kid from Minnesota FTW!
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Side out!
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C'mon brah. Side Out. C. Thomas Howell aka the kid from Minnesota FTW!
Miracle Beach was a much better choice for this thread. MB has a Dean Cameron poster on his wall.
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Miracle Beach was a much better choice for this thread. MB has a Dean Cameron poster on his wall.
"Chainsaw with a monster comeback. From a 6 to a 59!"
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"Chainsaw with a monster comeback. From a 6 to a 59!"
The guy that went to the bathroom got a 91!
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Hahahahahahaha
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Hahahahahahaha
You passed?
You passed and I failed?
You poopchute! How could you do this to me?
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Where are my keys Chainsaw? They're somewhere in this room.
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last night i watched Ghoulies and then finished off the night with Weird Al Yankovic's UHF.
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On today's episode, i review Fright Night starting William Ragsdale, Chris Sarandon and Amanda Bearse.
"Ohhhhhh, you're so cool Brewwwwwsterrrr!!!" *high pitched*
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http://www.winnipegsun.com/2016/06/17/keanu-reeves-bill--ted-3-will-be-bodacious
should be a gooder.
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http://www.winnipegsun.com/2016/06/17/keanu-reeves-bill--ted-3-will-be-bodacious
should be a gooder.
Keanu with the cash grab.
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Keanu with the cash grab.
In his defense, the world needs to see how the Wyld Stallions saving the universe played out.
Sadly, George Carlin isn't around to reprise his role.
EDIT: If anything, it's Alex Winter who needs the cash grab, not Reeves.
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freak...the guy who played "So-crates" died in 2001.
No Rufus + No Socrates = shut down production immediately and burn the set
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freak...the guy who played "So-crates" died in 2001.
No Rufus + No Socrates = shut down production immediately and burn the set
Maybe they can CGI them in somehow. Like that commercial with Ali fighting his daughter.
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I think Keanu is one of the wealthiest actors, he doesn't need the cash.
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Maybe they can CGI them in somehow. Like that commercial with Ali fighting his daughter.
solid idea
I think Keanu is one of the wealthiest actors, he doesn't need the cash.
Apparently Keanu donates the proceeds he's made from the Matrix movies to charity. The guy has a net worth north of 100 million.
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solid idea
Apparently Keanu donates the proceeds he's made from the Matrix movies to charity. The guy has a net worth north of 349 million.
Fixed
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Fixed
perhaps Keanu should donate some of that to Beeth-Oven or Mr. The Kidd.
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Keanu Reeves is supposedly one of the nicest, charitable dudes in Hollywood. I'm with MBG on this one, Winter clearly needs the cash.
On a related note...how Missy, uh, I mean Mom, looking nowadays?
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Keanu Reeves is supposedly one of the nicest, charitable dudes in Hollywood. I'm with MBG on this one, Winter clearly needs the cash.
On a related note...how Missy, uh, I mean Mom, looking nowadays?
not great
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Alex Winter has been trying to get this done for 15 years.
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Keanu Reeves is supposedly one of the nicest, charitable dudes in Hollywood. I'm with MBG on this one, Winter clearly needs the cash.
On a related note...how Missy, uh, I mean Mom, looking nowadays?
If the story is to be believed, he gave 75mill to all the stunt and fx people that worked the Matrix trilogy. Well that was what the percentage he gave away was eventually worth. He gave it at how own accord.
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If the story is to be believed, he gave 75mill to all the stunt and fx people that worked the Matrix trilogy. Well that was what the percentage he gave away was eventually worth. He gave it at how own accord.
I think that rumor has been shut down several times, if i recall.
I don't know that for sure but I remember hearing Dan LeBatard talk about it and they did some fact checking on it. I believe he even discussed it in the interview with Keanu
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I'm trying to think of other "duos" at least in TV/movies that became well known but then they split as individuals and had such varying degrees of success. There's plenty of examples in music and radio but TV series and movies feel different because of how many projects can be individual, compared to the continuous collaboration of say... radio hosts or musicians/bands.
Peter Scolari and Tom Hanks come to mind. (Bosom Buddies)
I'd say Kimmel and Carolla for awhile, but Carolla just took longer to get there because he was more abrasive than Jimmy and needed a more underground/artistic path. He doesn't quite have Jimmy's fame but it's not this gigantic gulf anymore.
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Just finished watching the new Mortal Kombat movie. Special effects were great...but the movie itself was pretty cheesy. I enjoyed playing the game when i was a kid, so i enjoyed it.
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Just finished watching the new Mortal Kombat movie. Special effects were great...but the movie itself was pretty cheesy. I enjoyed playing the game when i was a kid, so i enjoyed it.
Street Fighter wuz better.
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Street Fighter wuz better.
Guile drinks coronitas too
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Guile drinks coronitas too
JACKASS ILL KILL.YOU
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Just finished watching the new Mortal Kombat movie. Special effects were great...but the movie itself was pretty cheesy. I enjoyed playing the game when i was a kid, so i enjoyed it.
Yeah as a piece of cinema it was pretty terrible. But as a way to kill 2 hours it was pretty fun.
Everyone's acting in this movie was awful except for Kano.
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A Facebook review:
I really wasn’t digging the Chinese Raiden, had no idea who the main character was, and that bat chick, Lou Kane was entirely too weird, and I thought the storyline absolutely sucked.
"Lou Kane"
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It's impossible for an MK movie to be actually good. Only when you see where the ceiling is can you form an opinion worth a excrement.
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I thought it was OK. It reminded me of Godzilla vs. Kong: if you're evaluating the bits in between the fights, you're doing it wrong.
Lou Kane spamming the leg sweep got a genuine laugh from me.
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I thought it was OK. It reminded me of Godzilla vs. Kong: if you're evaluating the bits in between the fights, you're doing it wrong.
Lou Kane spamming the leg sweep got a genuine laugh from me.
I did really enjoy that. They missed a great opportunity with the Jax fight.
It's impossible for an MK movie to be actually good. Only when you see where the ceiling is can you form an opinion worth a excrement.
If the whole movie had the same tone as the intro it might have a chance, but any movie that dips hard into fan service is doomed.
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I'll watch the the sequel too.
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I'll watch the the sequel too.
100% except I don't see why they'd make one, I bet this isn't the tentpole they imagined it to be.
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100% except I don't see why they'd make one, I bet this isn't the tentpole they imagined it to be.
*SPOILERS*
Johnny Cage SZN
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*SPOILERS*
Johnny Cage SZN
Teasing a sequel is free.
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Teasing a sequel is free.
Michael Cera as Johnny Cage
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Michael Cera as Johnny Cage
this is the only way im seeing the sequel
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Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise. Classic Booger.
Watching this right now
"Ogre! You swine!"
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Watching this right now
"Ogre! You swine!"
Booger and Al Bundy are my spirit animals.
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Booger and Al Bundy are my spirit animals.
I think we might be related
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Booger and Al Bundy are my spirit animals.
The Deaner and Tron are also your spirit animals
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The Deaner and Tron are also your spirit animals
Giv'er
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Giv'er
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"3 Kings beats a Frush"
"ohhh Okay....sank you"
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Got my Greasy Tony's t-shirt in the mail. "No charge for extra grease".
My wife thinks it's stupid, but at least I didn't get the "Give me head til I'm dead" shirt.
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Got my Greasy Tony's t-shirt in the mail. "No charge for extra grease".
My wife thinks it's stupid, but at least I didn't get the "Give me head til I'm dead" shirt.
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That's a solid purchase
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That's a solid purchase
Thanks, I thought so.
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Revenge of the Nerds is an absolute classic.
There's no way that movie wouldn't be met with incredibly widespread backlash if it came out today on multiple fronts.