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Title: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2014, 01:53:21 PM: Offseason move: sell Camaro for half of what was paid for it

Round 1: Book flight 9 months in advance. Found a great deal to fly into Philly.
Round 2: Book hotel in Cherry Hill, NJ. Only $200/night, free continental bran muffin
Round 3: Bring sheet of Subway coupons, should cover every meal for the weekend
Round 4: Work up the courage to stand up to Tommy and leave bar at a reasonable time like 9:30 PM
Round 5: Ask guinness for a ride to the game
Round 6: Nurse one Smirnoff Ice in parking lot
Round 7: Leave game after 3rd quarter to prepare for 8 AM flight the next morning
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2014, 01:56:18 PM: -Do the Ditka for another taxi ride with Puck's dad.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:03:18 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 22, 2014, 01:53:21 PM
Offseason move: sell Camaro for half of what was paid for it

Round 1: Book flight 9 months in advance. Found a great deal to fly into Philly.
Round 2: Book hotel in Cherry Hill, NJ. Only $200/night, free continental bran muffin
Round 3: Bring sheet of Subway coupons, should cover every meal for the weekend
Round 4: Work up the courage to stand up to Tommy and leave bar at a reasonable time like 9:30 PM
Round 5: Ask guinness for a ride to the game
Round 6: Nurse one Smirnoff Ice in parking lot
Round 7: Leave game after 3rd quarter to prepare for 8 AM flight the next morning
Round 8: Delete any thread that isn't directly about the 2015 tailgate
Round 9: Rinse and repeat
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:04:19 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:03:18 PM

You sure about that?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:05:08 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:04:19 PM
You sure about that?
I don't know. I'm not an almighty mod.

Why the freak is this all so important to you clowns?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:07:01 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:05:08 PM
I don't know. I'm not an almighty mod.

Why the freak is this all so important to you clowns?

You're the one talking about it.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:07:53 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:07:01 PM
You're the one talking about it.
I know you are but what am I?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:14:46 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:07:53 PM
I know you are but what am I?

You've been spending too much time around Puck.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:15:41 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:14:46 PM
You've been spending too much time around Puck.
Don't lump me in with him. Take that back.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 07:33:36 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:03:18 PM

I didn't delete the thread, Stretch.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 07:39:29 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:05:08 PM
I don't know. I'm not an almighty mod.

Why the freak is this all so important to you clowns?

I ask you this shorty, Why are you posting if it's so unimportant?

Guinness's brain: This subject means nothing, absolutely nothing, even less then the Islanders winning a playoff game with me in the front row.......epiphany........ I know let me post 10,000 times and show them how little it means
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: guinness77 on April 23, 2014, 08:18:04 AM: Between the deleting of threads and the endless amount of homoerotic jokes...I really can't figure out which is worse.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 08:46:05 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 23, 2014, 08:18:04 AM
Between the deleting of threads and the endless amount of homoerotic jokes...I really can't figure out which is worse.

Can we please increase the population.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:26:31 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:23:50 PM
dinosaur BBQ

*drools*

Rent a car and go to Cortland during the tailgate weekend.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:27:42 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:26:31 PM
Rent a car and go to Cortland during the tailgate weekend.

Nah..we'll just outvote you to go to the one in NY for the tailgate dinner. Much easier.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:31:48 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:27:42 PM
Nah..we'll just outvote you to go to the one in NY for the tailgate dinner. Much easier.

Cool story bro.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:35:46 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:31:48 PM
Cool story bro.

enjoy
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:39:43 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:35:46 PM
enjoy

I will when we're all at Carmines. lol
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:41:31 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:39:43 PM
I will when we're all at Carmines. lol

you and a bunch of crickets?

have fun.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:42:18 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:41:31 PM
you and a bunch of crickets?

have fun.

I will eat 1 ravioli in your honor.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:42:45 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:42:18 PM
I will eat 1 ravioli in your honor.

save some for zace.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:44:05 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:42:45 PM
save some for zace.

I will bring it to Ben and Jacks and put a candle in it like it's your birthday.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:49:11 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:44:05 PM
I will bring it to Ben and Jacks and put a candle in it like it's your birthday.

I won't be there either.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:50:09 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:49:11 PM
I won't be there either.

Well, there's something to be all broken up over. I think I just wiped a tear from my eye.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:51:10 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:50:09 PM
Well, there's something to be all broken up over.

try to keep your composure.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:52:33 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:51:10 PM
try to keep your composure.

Have fun at Shilla's.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:53:07 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:52:33 PM
Have fun at Shilla's.

Some of us aren't stupid.

have fun at Guy Fieri's.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:57:21 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:53:07 PM
Some of us aren't stupid.

have fun at Guy Fieri's.
Why would I go there if I am at Ben and Jacks? Talk about stupid.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:58:59 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:57:21 PM
Why would I go there if I am at Ben and Jacks? Talk about stupid.

Because Guy Fieri is your friend...and you'll need someone to eat with.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2014, 01:59:26 PM: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2014, 02:03:13 PM: (https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3414422528/hD572400B/)
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 02:04:39 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:58:59 PM
Because Guy Fieri is your friend...and you'll need someone to eat with.

Wateasekond you mean you're goign to get everyone to a venue other than Ben and Jacks?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 02:07:36 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 02:04:39 PM
Wateasekond you mean you're goign to get everyone to a venue other than Ben and Jacks?

People can eat where they want. I'm not telling them to do anything.

I'm just voting against your suggestions...that's standard JO protocol.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 02:09:43 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 02:07:36 PM
People can eat where they want. I'm not telling them to do anything.

I'm just voting against your suggestions...that's standard JO protocol.

Oh awesome, enjoy MacDonald's I will be sure to text you all the pics of our delicious night at a great steakhouse.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2014, 02:11:06 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 02:09:43 PM
Oh awesome, enjoy MacDonald's I will be sure to text you all dick pics.

FYP
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 02:11:11 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 02:09:43 PM
Oh awesome, enjoy MacDonald's I will be sure to text you all the pics of our delicious night at a great steakhouse.

hahaha...cool story, bro.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2014, 02:12:01 PM: I think MB and Puck are gonna get drunk and freak each other this year.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 02:13:49 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 23, 2014, 02:12:01 PM
I think MB and Puck are gonna get drunk and freak each other this year.

nah...i've seen what booze does to people on these trips.

[insert pic of drunk Bo leaning up against the train pole here]
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 02:14:14 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 23, 2014, 02:12:01 PM
I think MB and Puck are gonna get me drunk and watch me freak a metal pole in a train.

FYP
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 02:24:05 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 02:13:49 PM
nah...i've seen what booze does to people on these trips.

[insert pic of drunk Bo leaning up against the train pole here]
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/Bo_zps325f9256.jpg)
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2014, 03:33:18 PM: That was bad, not gonna lie.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: eyedea on June 18, 2014, 09:15:01 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:39:43 PM
I will when we're all at Carmines. lol

Carmines? you might as well eat at McDonald's. I think living in FL is frying your brain.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 09:27:47 AM: Quote from: eyedea on June 18, 2014, 09:15:01 AM
Carmines? you might as well eat at McDonald's. I think living in FL is frying your brain.

Huh what you talking about Willis?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: eyedea on June 18, 2014, 09:34:28 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 09:27:47 AM
Huh what you talking about Willis?

Coming to NYC and Eating at Carmine's, might as well eat at ANY chance restaurant. How about Tad's steakhouse. Remember that place? they use to have one near MSG.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 09:38:46 AM: Quote from: eyedea on June 18, 2014, 09:34:28 AM
Coming to NYC and Eating at Carmine's, might as well eat at ANY chance restaurant. How about Tad's steakhouse. Remember that place? they use to have one near MSG.

Well I didn't travel to NYC to eat there. We had 20 people for the tailgate, it was priced moderately and you get a ton of food, which isn't bad btw, and was perfect for the gavones we had there. That was a Friday night, Saturday we eat at Ben and Jacks, another toilet I suppose?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 09:52:58 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 09:38:46 AM
Well I didn't travel to NYC to eat there. We had 20 people for the tailgate, it was priced moderately and you get a ton of food, which isn't bad btw, and was perfect for the gavones we had there. That was a Friday night, Saturday we eat at Ben and Jacks, another toilet I suppose?

with any luck, Ben & Jack's will burn down before November so we can try a different steak house.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 18, 2014, 10:07:09 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 09:52:58 AM
with any luck, Ben & Jack's will burn down before November so we can try a different steak house.

You know there's no requirement that everyone remain attached at the hip all weekend, right? Because if you do, that's really excessive.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:08:16 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 18, 2014, 10:07:09 AM
You know there's no requirement that everyone remain attached at the hip all weekend, right? Because if you do, that's really excessive.

wait...we're not sleeping in the same bed?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 18, 2014, 10:08:52 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:08:16 AM
wait...we're not sleeping in the same bed?

Dude, we're not staying in bed all weekend.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:09:32 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 18, 2014, 10:08:52 AM
Dude, we're not staying in bed all weekend.

2 honks
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 10:09:41 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:08:16 AM
wait...we're not sleeping in the same bed?

He is ruining your detailed plan for a pillow fight?
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:11:10 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 10:09:41 AM
He is ruining your detailed plan for a pillow fight?

We were going to slap you and ScotlandJet around with our pillows.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 10:12:48 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:11:10 AM
We were going to slap you and ScotlandJet around with our pillows.

Nah he and the tongue are the tag team. They're the Wild Samoans.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:14:54 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 10:12:48 AM
Nah he and the tongue are the tag team. They're the Wild Samoans.

I think the 3 of you make up the Fabulous Freebirds.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 10:18:22 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:14:54 AM
I think the 3 of you make up the Fabulous Freebirds.

I am happy with Elizabeth thank you, we roast marshmallows and smoke crack around the camp fire.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:20:50 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 10:18:22 AM
I am happy with Elizabeth thank you, we roast marshmallows and smoke crack around the camp fire.

you and her corpse make a nice couple.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 10:23:54 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 10:20:50 AM
you and her corpse make a nice couple.

Oh I thought the bone was a crack pipe my bad.
Title: Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
Post by: MBGreen on December 09, 2019, 08:22:31 AM: bump for the lulz