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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1290 on: September 03, 2014, 06:29:58 AM »
When celeb funbags are saggier than I imagined.
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« Reply #1291 on: September 03, 2014, 08:34:43 AM »
Quote from: reuben on September 02, 2014, 11:31:22 PM
This one woman I work with manages to work the word "fustrated" into every conversation I have with her.  She over-annunciates it, too: "I was just so... FUSS-trated!" 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkz8GGZlzKs
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1292 on: September 04, 2014, 09:51:45 AM »
A guy on my floor chooses not to use the urinal and pisses in the toilet.  The fucker doesn't put the seat up and has shitty aim.  I just sat in his pee.  Is it just a lack of courtesy or is he a sadistic freak?

 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1293 on: September 04, 2014, 10:01:04 AM »
Quote from: Jetaho on September 04, 2014, 09:51:45 AM
A guy on my floor chooses not to use the urinal and pisses in the toilet.  The fucker doesn't put the seat up and has shitty aim.  I just sat in his pee.  Is it just a lack of courtesy or is he a sadistic freak?

Murder his family.
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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1294 on: September 04, 2014, 10:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Jetaho on September 04, 2014, 09:51:45 AM
A guy on my floor chooses not to use the urinal and pisses in the toilet.  The fucker doesn't put the seat up and has shitty aim.  I just sat in his pee.  Is it just a lack of courtesy or is he a sadistic freak?

 

I hate those faggots, the ones that refuse to pee in the urinals. You should do what Danny Larusso did to Johnny L in the bathroom, that will show that bundle of sticks.

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NDMick

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1295 on: September 04, 2014, 11:44:31 PM »
Quote from: Jetaho on September 04, 2014, 09:51:45 AM
A guy on my floor chooses not to use the urinal and pisses in the toilet.  The fucker doesn't put the seat up and has shitty aim.  I just sat in his pee.  Is it just a lack of courtesy or is he a sadistic freak?

 

Stall guy rule #0: You don't make a mess if you're gunna be the stall guy.


pee on him while he's taking a pee in a stall.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1296 on: September 05, 2014, 08:17:28 AM »
Since moving to HK my opinion of the French has drastically improved, while that of the English have downgraded substantially. Most of them walk around like they still own the place. So annoying.

Newsflash, the British Empire is no longer a thing. Get over yourselves.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1297 on: September 05, 2014, 08:33:50 AM »
Typewriter font tattoos.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1298 on: September 05, 2014, 09:01:55 AM »
Quote from: Badger on September 05, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
Typewriter font tattoos.

Please show an example.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1299 on: September 05, 2014, 09:02:18 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on September 05, 2014, 08:17:28 AM
Since moving to HK my opinion of the French has drastically improved, while that of the English have downgraded substantially. Most of them walk around like they still own the place. So annoying.

Newsflash, the British Empire is no longer a thing. Get over yourselves.

Just wait till the next war Tommy, you will like the English again and hate the French.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1300 on: September 05, 2014, 09:06:32 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1301 on: September 05, 2014, 09:34:19 AM »
Hahahah that's worse then some douchebag getting Chinese written on their neck.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1302 on: September 05, 2014, 09:41:17 AM »
Find the buttertfly......

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1303 on: September 05, 2014, 09:57:30 AM »
Whyyyyyyy
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1304 on: September 05, 2014, 10:20:16 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on September 05, 2014, 09:41:17 AM
Find the buttertfly......



Why don't you find the butterfly:

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