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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1275 on: August 26, 2014, 08:57:05 PM »
Tommy sees a girl being molested in a bar.....BUT I JUST BOUGHT THIS BEER!

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1276 on: August 26, 2014, 08:58:23 PM »
Koz sees a girl walking too close to the train tracks....SHE MIGHT RAPE ME!

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« Reply #1277 on: August 26, 2014, 09:06:32 PM »
You are inconveniencing yourself if you're actively blocking them. That's more calories burned than driving normally.

They're just going to pass me and take up the space in front. I hate when that happens, and it annoys me. So no thanks.
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« Reply #1278 on: August 26, 2014, 09:16:38 PM »
Hahaha you guys can have your fun, but I'm actually very courteous to strangers. I hold doors open, let people in elevators before me, etc.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1279 on: August 26, 2014, 09:18:55 PM »
People who voted for Bush twice then Obama twice.

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« Reply #1280 on: August 26, 2014, 09:21:16 PM »
I voted for Bush twice, and Obama once. That was only because of Bin Laden, and also because my vote in NYS doesn't matter.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1281 on: August 27, 2014, 09:42:36 AM »
Hahaha you guys can have your fun, but I'm actually very courteous to strangers. I hold doors open, let people in elevators before me, etc.

So you just choose not to be courteous when it's going to possibly be a safety risk?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1282 on: August 27, 2014, 10:11:30 AM »
School bugs.  Kids have been back in school one freaking week and already I'm sick from some excrement my kids brought home.

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« Reply #1283 on: August 27, 2014, 10:13:26 AM »
School bugs.  Kids have been back in school one freaking week and already I'm sick from some excrement my kids brought home.

My sister-in-law had a never-ending cold for about a year when she was teaching preschool.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1284 on: August 27, 2014, 10:46:44 AM »

My sister-in-law had a never-ending cold for about a year when she was teaching preschool.

Yeah, it sucks.  And the kids are still at different schools for one more year.  Double the exposure!

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1285 on: September 02, 2014, 09:32:41 PM »
When I'm not sure if somebody else gets a joke or reference I can't decide if I should let it slide or explain it and risk being a condescending poopchute.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1286 on: September 02, 2014, 10:19:40 PM »
When someone puts quotes around the word "scientists" because they think it will hurt the credibility of whatever they're arguing against.

"Scientists" will tell you that concussions lead to brain damage but we all know that's a bunch of liberal PC nonsense.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1287 on: September 02, 2014, 11:31:22 PM »
This one woman I work with manages to work the word "fustrated" into every conversation I have with her.  She over-annunciates it, too: "I was just so... FUSS-trated!" 

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« Reply #1288 on: September 02, 2014, 11:32:43 PM »
This one woman I work with manages to work the word "fustrated" into every conversation I have with her.  She over-annunciates it, too: "I was just so... FUSS-trated!" 

I should change the title of the thread to Fustrations.

One thing I learned about living in a city upstate is that everyone will pronounce everything wrong all of the time.

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« Reply #1289 on: September 03, 2014, 01:16:50 AM »
I should change the title of the thread to Fustrations.

One thing I learned about living in a city upstate is that everyone will pronounce everything wrong all of the time.

My sister does that, and she's also one of those people who changes their tones at random. And THEN I told her LOOK, I'm not going to work FOR you WHEN all I get is FUSTRATED at the END." Sorta like that bandcamp chick. Super annoying, and no one over 12 should talk like that.
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