Post pee squirts that go down your leg. I suspect that this will only get worse as I get older.
I'm a sitter at home, I admit it. You wear shorts half the year here, so you notice the splash back you get standing at a toilet. So... I decided I'd just sit and hope for some collateral fart letting. No matter how much you shake or dab, there is a 20% chance of some flow as you stand up. Hate that.