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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1245 on: August 21, 2014, 08:52:22 PM »
You guys remember the carpet guy from my job? I will post if you don't. Anyhow he has to be the worlds biggest freaking slob. In addition to clipping his nails at his desk with no pail, in the open, he shaves at his desk with both electric razor and Mach five.

However, yesterday he did something so horribly disgusting and vile I wanted to kill him.  He jabbed a mustache clipper in each nostril and clipped his nose hair at his desk. When he was done he jams his finger in each nostril and swirls it around like he was digging for gold. I was so skeeved out, I wanted to hurl.

He must be your firm's best trader. How the hell can someone get away with being that disgusting.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1246 on: August 21, 2014, 09:09:14 PM »
He must be your firm's best trader. How the hell can someone get away with being that disgusting.

No he is getting canned, the manager gave him till the end of next week. The guy is freaking weird. One day I will tell some stories, he is so freaking gross.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1247 on: August 22, 2014, 11:38:03 AM »
No he is getting canned, the manager gave him till the end of next week. The guy is freaking weird. One day I will tell some stories, he is so freaking gross.

I'd probably wear a reinforced vest to work for the next few weeks.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1248 on: August 22, 2014, 11:42:36 AM »
I'd probably wear a reinforced vest to work for the next few weeks.

He maybe mentally unstable, a gross disgusting person, but he isn't violent.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1249 on: August 26, 2014, 08:29:47 AM »
civilians that drive those old derriere Crown Vics that look like cop cars
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1250 on: August 26, 2014, 08:38:07 AM »
People who change their name on Facebook every month.

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« Reply #1251 on: August 26, 2014, 08:44:19 AM »
Or people who have awful spelling and grammar in their fb names.

This girl I know broke up with her boyfriend and her name is now "there lose" instead of "their loss". It's infuriating.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1252 on: August 26, 2014, 08:44:30 AM »
civilians that drive those old derriere Crown Vics that look like cop cars

And it's always old folk driving exactly on the speed limit, which makes them look even more like cops waiting for something to do. Maybe it's what old people do to pass the time. "Got nothing to do today, think I'll go drive around in my lookalike cop car and make everyone slow down for no reason."
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1253 on: August 26, 2014, 08:57:25 AM »
People that drive 1 MPH slower than me on the interstate and speed up 1 MPH when you try to pass them.  Then they slow back down when you drift back behind them.  Try to pass them again, they speed up again.  You look over and notice they are on their cell phone.  Middle finger emerges.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1254 on: August 26, 2014, 09:04:30 AM »
People that cut you off and then have the balls to be pissed at you when you cut them right back. A guy yesterday cut me off twice, I said freak this and sped up and got him good. He was honking and flipping me off. hahah
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« Reply #1255 on: August 26, 2014, 09:05:28 AM »

People that drive 1 MPH slower than me on the interstate and speed up 1 MPH when you try to pass them.  Then they slow back down when you drift back behind them.  Try to pass them again, they speed up again.  You look over and notice they are on their cell phone.  Middle finger emerges.

I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1256 on: August 26, 2014, 09:06:32 AM »
I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1257 on: August 26, 2014, 09:09:10 AM »
People that drive 1 MPH slower than me on the interstate and speed up 1 MPH when you try to pass them.  Then they slow back down when you drift back behind them.  Try to pass them again, they speed up again.  You look over and notice they are on their cell phone.  Middle finger emerges.

People who tailgate you then don't pass you after you move over.

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« Reply #1258 on: August 26, 2014, 09:15:08 AM »
I don't drive much, but when I do I hate when people try and pass me on the road. I'll purposely speed up to keep them from doing it. I do the same thing while walking. If I feel someone is trying to walk past me, I'll block his way and speed up myself rather than let them pass. No idea why. Just a thing I do.

This thing you do... it makes you an poopchute.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1259 on: August 26, 2014, 09:16:15 AM »
This thing you do... it makes you an poopchute.

Seconded.

That said, I will do 120 to get around an poopchute like that.
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