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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1230 on: August 12, 2014, 09:32:00 PM »
Being awoken by a thunderstorm an hour before my alarm is set to go off. freak.

Oddly enough thunder is one of the only things I don't mind being woken up early by.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1231 on: August 12, 2014, 09:52:38 PM »

Oddly enough thunder is one of the only things I don't mind being woken up early by.

Thunder and balls on your chin.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1232 on: August 13, 2014, 09:27:13 AM »
Thunder and balls on your chin.

Or in his mouth.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1233 on: August 13, 2014, 09:35:06 AM »
People who ruin a perfectly good joke that someone else made.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1234 on: August 18, 2014, 09:59:24 AM »
people that drink rock star or monster energy drinks
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1235 on: August 18, 2014, 10:01:00 AM »
if you want to get specific really any energy drink, but I hate people that drink rockstar. this guy next to me at work drinks 1 a day, I won't be attending his funeral.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1236 on: August 18, 2014, 10:03:56 AM »
Energy drinks:  coffee for people who like to waste money.

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« Reply #1237 on: August 18, 2014, 10:18:11 AM »
Energy drinks:  coffee for people who like to waste money.

Mix Redbull or Low-carb Monster with some alcohol next time you drink, and you'll see what's up

They are terrible for you, but I only use them as mixers.  And when I'm binge drinking, I'm obviously not too concerned with my health. 
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« Reply #1238 on: August 18, 2014, 10:20:07 AM »
Mix Redbull or Low-carb Monster with some alcohol next time you drink, and you'll see what's up

They are terrible for you, but I only use them as mixers.  And when I'm binge drinking, I'm obviously not too concerned with my health.
My blood pressure probably.

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« Reply #1239 on: August 18, 2014, 10:20:59 AM »
My blood pressure probably.

sprinkle a little NOXplode in the drink and rage out
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« Reply #1240 on: August 18, 2014, 10:25:36 AM »
sprinkle a little NOXplode in the drink and rage out
I'd be a wildin' out excrement fountain with mild hypertension.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1241 on: August 21, 2014, 08:38:20 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1242 on: August 21, 2014, 02:23:27 PM »
Mix Redbull or Low-carb Monster with some alcohol next time you drink, and you'll see what's up

They are terrible for you, but I only use them as mixers.  And when I'm binge drinking, I'm obviously not too concerned with my health.

You're prob better off ripping lines then drinking red bull.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1243 on: August 21, 2014, 05:05:56 PM »
People who clip their nails in public.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1244 on: August 21, 2014, 05:30:24 PM »
People who clip their nails in public.

You guys remember the carpet guy from my job? I will post if you don't. Anyhow he has to be the worlds biggest freaking slob. In addition to clipping his nails at his desk with no pail, in the open, he shaves at his desk with both electric razor and Mach five.

However, yesterday he did something so horribly disgusting and vile I wanted to kill him.  He jabbed a mustache clipper in each nostril and clipped his nose hair at his desk. When he was done he jams his finger in each nostril and swirls it around like he was digging for gold. I was so skeeved out, I wanted to hurl.
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