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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1065 on: June 24, 2014, 09:03:44 PM »
do you guys tip the cashier at supermarket too? Christ

Just the tip.

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« Reply #1066 on: June 24, 2014, 09:15:25 PM »
I worked at a pizza place, it was me delivering, a mexi in the back kitchen, and the owner  making pizzas.

That dirty bastard would put out a tip jar on the counter just so people might feel obligated to put anything in it. Anything that went in there went straight to his pockets, that bastard.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1067 on: June 24, 2014, 09:17:52 PM »
I worked at a pizza place, it was me delivering, a mexi in the back kitchen, and the owner  making pizzas.

That dirty bastard would put out a tip jar on the counter just so people might feel obligated to put anything in it. Anything that went in there went straight to his pockets, that bastard.

Haha.  I hope you helped yourself to the tip jar a few times.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1068 on: June 29, 2014, 12:46:21 PM »
Schmucks that dont put away the weights at the gym
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1069 on: June 29, 2014, 12:46:46 PM »
Country music....all of it
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1070 on: June 29, 2014, 02:07:02 PM »
Schmucks that dont put away the weights at the gym

Someone at my gym had a bad habit of doing this. The owner finally posted a picture of the barbell on facebook requesting likes. He then froze the guy's account and refused to unfreeze it until the guy completed one burpee for every like the picture got.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1071 on: June 29, 2014, 10:33:52 PM »
Country music....all of it

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« Reply #1072 on: June 29, 2014, 10:46:03 PM »
Someone at my gym had a bad habit of doing this. The owner finally posted a picture of the barbell on facebook requesting likes. He then froze the guy's account and refused to unfreeze it until the guy completed one burpee for every like the picture got.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1073 on: June 30, 2014, 07:42:13 AM »
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« Reply #1074 on: June 30, 2014, 08:23:36 PM »
Pharmacies and pharmacists, I am so sick of these fucks. They go to school for a zillion freaking years and they're some if the laziest dumb fucks I have ever ran across on my freaking entire life. Like Nazis burning books, well you get the idea.

 freaking assholes told me to come back in an hour and half. Came back it's not ready. I really said, "well why the freak not?". "It's not covered by insurance"......."my first question still stands in addition to why the freak didn't you call me?"........crickets.......had to be mail order. So I would have to wait a week to ten days that way. It was 25 bucks, I will pay it, and get mail order later, the wife needs it now, but hey thanks for the freaking call.

I freaking hate ghetto Walgreen's they can suck a dick. I have wasted more time because of these assholes then I care to guess.

Edit: Then some fossil had to pay by check in front of me and when they called my name, some dude thought it was ok to try and ask questions at the pick up window. I screamed," excuse me" in his stupid freaking ear, that old freak jumped and went to the consultation window. You know where the dumb freak was supposed to be in the first place. I wish I was a gun owner right now, I would have thinned the herd, Darwin would have been proud.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1075 on: July 01, 2014, 09:53:24 AM »
someone at my office building tried to save their parking space by blocking it off with orange traffic cones.

Obviously I moved the cones so someone parks in the space
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1076 on: July 02, 2014, 11:41:06 AM »
People who feel the need to let everyone know how hard they work (usually via Facebook or Twitter). Steiny does this sometimes.

Unless you're entering the 2014 NFL Draft, I don't care how #motivated or #focused you are.

#keepgrinding #onthegrind

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1077 on: July 02, 2014, 11:52:42 AM »
People who feel the need to let everyone know how hard they work (usually via Facebook or Twitter). Steiny does this sometimes.

Unless you're entering the 2014 NFL Draft, I don't care how #motivated or #focused you are.

#keepgrinding #onthegrind

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« Reply #1078 on: July 02, 2014, 11:56:14 AM »
http://deadspin.com/when-and-where-do-americans-rise-and-grind-1598227991

I'm presuming that 90% of those people work at Starbucks, in which case it is an entirely reasonable thing to post.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1079 on: July 02, 2014, 11:57:23 AM »
Elijah Wood is very annoying
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