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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1005 on: June 18, 2014, 03:10:24 PM »
People who leave the flat top of snow on the roof of their car and then drive around with it, causing it to fall off and hit other people's windshields.

Actually an offence here. I've seen policemen pull cars over and make people clear their roof before they'll let them continue their journey.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1006 on: June 18, 2014, 03:14:57 PM »
Actually an offence here. I've seen policemen pull cars over and make people clear their roof before they'll let them continue their journey.

It's illegal here too. Sadly I never see anyone actually get busted for it though. It's a complete dickmove.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1007 on: June 18, 2014, 04:30:00 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1008 on: June 18, 2014, 04:39:49 PM »
my favorite thread on this board

Imagine how much bigger it would be if the Puckstapo allowed people to be annoyed by the weather.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1009 on: June 18, 2014, 04:57:19 PM »
Imagine how much bigger it would be if the Puckstapo allowed people to be annoyed by the weather.

Speaking of that, I'm gonna bump that thread.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1010 on: June 18, 2014, 07:38:08 PM »
Car ports.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1011 on: June 18, 2014, 08:18:43 PM »
We had a carport growing up in the middle of nowhere NC.  I didn't know what the freak a garage was until I was 10 or so.  Then again, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1012 on: June 19, 2014, 08:38:20 AM »
Imagine how much bigger it would be if the Puckstapo allowed people to be annoyed by the weather.

Really now, you guys stopped whining because of me? Say it aint so.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1013 on: June 20, 2014, 10:36:39 AM »
When people shorten "until" to "till". Why add the extra letter?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1014 on: June 20, 2014, 12:03:00 PM »
Garbage men who don't even attempt to move over on a tight street and take their time loading garbage while you sit and wait behind them when you're trying to get somewhere.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1015 on: June 20, 2014, 12:27:25 PM »
Garbage men who don't even attempt to move over on a tight street and take their time loading garbage while you sit and wait behind them when you're trying to get somewhere.

I live on a narrow street, so the garbage truck often completely occupies all driveable space when I leave in the morning. But since I take public transportation, it never occurred to me how much it would suck if I parked at the end of the block (dead end) and was trapped by the garbage truck.

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« Reply #1016 on: June 20, 2014, 12:52:58 PM »
I live on a narrow street, so the garbage truck often completely occupies all driveable space when I leave in the morning. But since I take public transportation, it never occurred to me how much it would suck if I parked at the end of the block (dead end) and was trapped by the garbage truck.

I drive my kids to school, and I usually make it out of my neighborhood before the garbage trucks hit. This morning we ran a few minutes late, and wound up behind a complete asswipe who was inching up the block (clearly on purpose) while there was a line of cars behind me.

An old friend of my wife was married to a sanitation worker. He flat out admitted that they purposely block traffic and work slowly and don't give a damn. Your tax dollars at work.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1017 on: June 20, 2014, 01:48:19 PM »
I realized most of badgers annoyances involve grammar.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1018 on: June 20, 2014, 01:48:38 PM »
I realized most of badgers annoyances involve grammar.

Took you long enough.

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« Reply #1019 on: June 20, 2014, 02:37:23 PM »
People who say they're trying to expand the reach of their brand.

You're not a soda flavor. STFU.
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