Annoyances

[SixFeetDeep]

I have a shared carport in the back of my condo and this dumb hipster bitch always forgets to take her trash to the street, so it always smells like dead babies. 

shouldn't it smell fresh since it's open to the elements? Now a garage, I can see that smelling. Not a carport though


This is carport 101.

[Johnny English]

Why does she have so many dead bodies in her garbage?

Because people keep complaining about the smell, and she doesn't like people who complain.

[JFIF]

It allows you to get from house to car and vice versa without having to deal with the elements. It means that in winter you don't have to dig your car out. And it allows you to have windows that let light into the house on the same wall as the vehicle.

I'm sorry that it annoys you so much though. If this is what retired life does to you, maybe you should go back to work.

I actually desperately need to get back to work. not sure what i want to do though...

And i said I COULD retire not that i would... that depends on the definition of retirement. I could not work and live a somewhat comfortable life for a long time, or work to pay for living expenses and use the money otherwise to rebuild some legitimate wealth (the latter is the idea...but i've burned myself out in jobs/fields i'm good at but hate doing, and don't want to repeat that)

[Heismanberg]

shouldn't it smell fresh since it's open to the elements? Now a garage, I can see that smelling. Not a carport though


This is carport 101.

Not when it's overflowing and the lid isn't on.  Also the 95 degree heat isn't doing me any favors.

I park in the front because freak that. 

[SixFeetDeep]

Not when it's overflowing and the lid isn't on.  Also the 95 degree heat isn't doing me any favors.

I park in the front because freak that. 

that seems to be a sufficient solution, but What Would IATA Do?

[Heismanberg]

that seems to be a sufficient solution, but What Would IATA Do?

Put a bomb in her car

[Badger]

Not when it's overflowing and the lid isn't on.  Also the 95 degree heat isn't doing me any favors.

I park in the front because freak that. 

Check your parking privilege. When I borrow a car sometimes I have to park 5 blocks away from home just to find a spot.

[JFIF]

It allows you to get from house to car and vice versa without having to deal with the elements. It means that in winter you don't have to dig your car out. And it allows you to have windows that let light into the house on the same wall as the vehicle.

But if you're going to go that far with it, why not have an enclosure built?

And depending on the wind, snow and rain can easily get in there (same with hail).

It's like the builder started on a garage and just said freak it and took bongs hits instead.

[Heismanberg]

But if you're going to go that far with it, why not have an enclosure built?

And depending on the wind, snow and rain can easily get in there (same with hail).

It's like the builder started on a garage and just said freak it and took bongs hits instead.

It's easier and cheaper to get a carport approved and built. 

[Johnny English]

But if you're going to go that far with it, why not have an enclosure built?

And depending on the wind, snow and rain can easily get in there (same with hail).

It's like the builder started on a garage and just said freak it and took bongs hits instead.

Because like I said, if you made it into a full garage you would block the light from getting into the house.

And what the freak do you know about how snow works? You live in freaking Miami. Just trust me on this one.

[Badger]

1000 replies of annoyance

[JFIF]

Because like I said, if you made it into a full garage you would block the light from getting into the house.

And what the freak do you know about how snow works? You live in freaking Miami. Just trust me on this one.

I lived in NY/NJ for 19 years. Why the hell do you think I live here now? Snow sucks 

 

[JFIF]

It's easier and cheaper to get a carport approved and built. 

That is a good point, because a garage impacts total SF of a home. 

[Johnny English]

I lived in NY/NJ for 19 years. Why the hell do you think I live here now? Snow sucks 

You must never have had to dig a car out. Trust me, it makes a massive difference in the winter to have a carport.

[Badger]

People who leave the flat top of snow on the roof of their car and then drive around with it, causing it to fall off and hit other people's windshields.