Annoyances

[Tommy]

Since so many of my annoyances are commute-related:

The tendency for comedians to have a disproportionately high amount of material about air travel in their acts. I get that observational humor is based on your life experiences but your life experiences involve a whole lot more flying than most of us.

Speaking of comedians and commuting, how about those assholes who tell stories that they think is hilarious unnecessarily loud just to try and get strangers to laugh along.

[Miamipuck]

Thankfully my building is swanky enough that we just don't have smelly people.

 It's French, Middle Eastern and Mediterranean you have to worry about, they can make your nose hairs curl. Asians take 3 showers before breakfast, they're cool. If I owned a building with a lot of French and Middle Easterner's I would offer free right guard at the entrance.

[Miamipuck]

knee-touching is 1 step above sodomy.

Only if they get you to spread. I hate to avoid contact sometimes you smoosh your own balls. That pisses me off.

[SixFeetDeep]

Thankfully my building is swanky enough that we just don't have smelly people.

my building is decent, no manhattan high rise, but in my relatively limited experience engineering is 95% smelly old dudes

conclusion:

my job is really freaking annoying

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I'm often annoyed by little things that don't matter, while big things barely get to me.

Poor people and black people are not little things.

[Tommy]

It's French, Middle Eastern and Mediterranean you have to worry about, they can make your nose hairs curl. Asians take 3 showers before breakfast, they're cool. If I owned a building with a lot of French and Middle Easterner's I would offer free right guard at the entrance.

freak that excrement. The Chinese don't believe in deodorant.

[Miamipuck]

my building is decent, no manhattan high rise, but in my relatively limited experience engineering is 95% smelly old dudes

conclusion:

my job is really freaking annoying

Most engineers are complete nerds. They would need a diagram to find a chicks cooch.

[Tommy]

my building is decent, no manhattan high rise, but in my relatively limited experience engineering is 95% smelly old dudes

conclusion:

my job is really freaking annoying

I always thought you were a chef.

[Badger]

I always thought you were a chef.

I think that was like 6 years ago.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I always thought you were a chef.

He was at one point.  Or he was a buffet server or something.

[Badger]

Only if they get you to spread. I hate to avoid contact sometimes you smoosh your own balls. That pisses me off.

I just don't understand it. If there are three people on a three seat bench, and one on the end leaves, the one in the middle should automatically slide over. It's common sense/courtesy.

[Badger]

He was at one point.  Or he was a buffet server or something.

I want to say line/short order cook.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

freak that excrement. The Chinese don't believe in deodorant.

I don't know about smelly Chinese people, but I can't enter a traditional Korean person's home.  The smell after all that kimchi is absolutely suffocating.

[Badger]

I don't know about smelly Chinese people, but I can't enter a traditional Korean person's home.  The smell after all that kimchi is absolutely suffocating.

Before my family moved into the house that became my childhood home, it was previously owned by a Korean family. We found an old dried up fish behind the oven - I guess they somehow let one fall back there and never bothered to get it out.

[SixFeetDeep]

I always thought you were a chef.

yeah I was a line cook in restaurants but that was just my job through college. I work in an industrial/manufacturing engineering role for a company that designs airplane jet engines. but like I've said I just sit at my desk trying every way humanly possible to not do anything productive