Annoyances

[MBGreen]

That's freaking scary man.

KOZ forgot to close his eyes when Abyzmul blew his load on his face in Texas last week.

[bojanglesman]

[Miamipuck]

Can you merge that with my new avatar?

[Koz]

You mock, but none of you can feel my pain!

[Ignatius J Reilly]

People on the subway taking 2 steps away from me when they see my severely infected but not contagious pink eye condition in both eyes.  I'm not a vampire you sack of dicks.

How would they know it's not contagious?  Most pink eye is extremely contagious.  It spread like wildfire through my wife's school last year because no one noticed some girl who showed up with it.  Usually they send the kids home immediately when they have it.  If I had seen you, I'd back away too.

[Koz]

How would they know it's not contagious?  Most pink eye is extremely contagious.  It spread like wildfire through my wife's school last year because no one noticed some girl who showed up with it.  Usually they send the kids home immediately when they have it.  If I had seen you, I'd back away too.

Come closer.  I'd like to give you a bro-hug.

[Johnny English]

People on the subway taking 2 steps away from me when they see my severely infected but not contagious pink eye condition in both eyes.  I'm not a vampire you sack of dicks.

On the plus side, you should have no problem landing the plum role of "Undead zombie #4" in the next Resident Evil movie.

[Miamipuck]

On the plus side, you should have no problem landing the plum role of "Undead zombie #4" in the next Resident Evil movie.

The 3D department would get you fired the next day if you tried to make them render Koz's head for a video game.

[Tommy]

Long derriere goodbye emails at work. Just get the freak out. No one wants to read your long winded excrement.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Long derriere goodbye emails at work. Just get the freak out. No one wants to read your long winded excrement.

For the last time, calling a suicide note a 'goodbye email' is shitty, and if your mom could reach you on your cell, she wouldn't have had to email you.

[Johnny English]

People who refer to themselves as "crazy". You're not. You know you're not and I know you're not and no matter how hard you try to convince everyone including yourself, deep down you know that you're actually an incredibly dull person. Now go home and cry yourself to sleep again over a cheap bottle of wine and microwave meal for one just like you do every other night, you pathetic loser.

[Badger]

People who refer to themselves as "crazy". You're not. You know you're not and I know you're not and no matter how hard you try to convince everyone including yourself, deep down you know that you're actually an incredibly dull person. Now go home and cry yourself to sleep again over a cheap bottle of wine and microwave meal for one just like you do every other night, you pathetic loser.

"I eat uncooked ramen, I'm so random lolol!"

[Hemi]

hash tags. used everywhere....

[bojanglesman]

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Amen.  Want to punch people for that one.

[MBGreen]

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