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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5370 on: November 07, 2023, 04:39:33 PM »
"We're delivering a package while you're at work and a signature is required"

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5371 on: November 07, 2023, 05:52:41 PM »
"We're delivering a package while you're at work and a signature is required"
"We knocked on your upstairs neighbor's door and no one answered so we figured you weren't home."
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5372 on: November 07, 2023, 06:21:28 PM »
"We drove by your mailbox and no one ran out of the house immediately, so we continued on at 55 mph."

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5373 on: November 09, 2023, 08:43:33 AM »
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5374 on: November 09, 2023, 09:08:47 AM »
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?
Continued references to wifey and the fam.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5375 on: November 09, 2023, 09:15:16 AM »
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?

I assume anyone who uses that word instantly starts following black and brown people when they see them in their neighborhood with 911 pre-dialed on their phones.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5376 on: November 20, 2023, 07:56:20 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5377 on: December 05, 2023, 12:48:38 PM »
Is it just me or does it seem like there's a shitload of celebrity fragrance ads popping up right now.  Maybe it happens every year during the holiday season and I just unconsciously ignore it, but in the last day or so I've seen Dua Lipa, Julia Garner, Tim Chalamet, and then this one popped up on reddit and I died laughing:



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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5378 on: December 05, 2023, 01:11:31 PM »
Is it just me or does it seem like there's a shitload of celebrity fragrance ads popping up right now.  Maybe it happens every year during the holiday season and I just unconsciously ignore it, but in the last day or so I've seen Dua Lipa, Julia Garner, Tim Chalamet, and then this one popped up on reddit and I died laughing:



Horse.  Horse face.  Quelle est la difference.  Yves sohn lauraughn

i bought this after seeing the ad and then it smellsded like the most boring expressionless person in the world and then i moved to paterson

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5379 on: December 05, 2023, 01:27:47 PM »
That campaign is pretty freaking old.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5380 on: December 05, 2023, 02:06:14 PM »
i bought this after seeing the ad and then it smellsded like the most boring expressionless person in the world and then i moved to paterson

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5381 on: December 06, 2023, 08:44:45 AM »
I got confused by that post and thought it was a Tapatalk ad.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5382 on: December 06, 2023, 05:06:34 PM »
When your cutting board isn't as stable as you think it is and it slips while your cutting up vegetables and slices the tip of you pinky nail and a bit of the skin and flesh underneath it. Ouch.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5383 on: December 14, 2023, 08:34:15 PM »
When you're out for dinner with a group, you've paid the bill, and you've all finished your drinks except one person who has three quarters of a glass of wine left and is taking her sweet freaking time over it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5384 on: February 14, 2024, 02:48:38 PM »
People who are afraid of public restrooms and as a result do things that make the restroom even less clean.