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Johnny English

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5325 on: July 06, 2023, 07:41:25 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 06, 2023, 07:39:19 AM
People who litter their instant messages with ellipses...

"Good morning..."

Good morning what? You're leaving me in suspense!

On a similar note, people who use IM at work as if they were talking in person.

"Good morning Johnny."

.......

....what? I'm not spending five minutes exchanging pleasantries over chat. Tell me what you freaking want.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5326 on: July 06, 2023, 08:13:49 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 06, 2023, 07:39:19 AM
People who litter their instant messages with ellipses...

"Good morning..."

Good morning what? You're leaving me in suspense!

Semi-relatedly, when someone says "Have a good one."

One what? Day? Vacation? Sex act?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5327 on: July 06, 2023, 08:15:07 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 06, 2023, 07:41:25 AM
On a similar note, people who use IM at work as if they were talking in person.

"Good morning Johnny."

.......

....what? I'm not spending five minutes exchanging pleasantries over chat. Tell me what you freaking want.

Hah, I always know when someone starts an email with "Good Morning" that there's something they're going to ask me for that I'm definitely not going to want to deal with.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5328 on: July 06, 2023, 10:25:32 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 06, 2023, 07:41:25 AM
On a similar note, people who use IM at work as if they were talking in person.

"Good morning Johnny."

.......

....what? I'm not spending five minutes exchanging pleasantries over chat. Tell me what you freaking want.

You'd *love* my office. People will actually believe you're mean/rude if you don't exchange pleasantries first. So I do it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5329 on: July 06, 2023, 01:14:05 PM »
“Good morning!  May the morning breeze refresh your mind and cleanse your exhausted soul so you can fill them once again with new hope, dreams, and desires! Good morning, Jet Offensive!”


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good‘morning

Gd mrning? blow me 

gfy

diaf

lunch?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5330 on: August 01, 2023, 06:18:48 PM »
Have I complained about every ride share driver playing Christian rock when I get in their cars yet?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5331 on: August 01, 2023, 07:13:01 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 01, 2023, 06:18:48 PM
Have I complained about every ride share driver playing Christian rock when I get in their cars yet?
Is this a DC thing?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5332 on: August 01, 2023, 07:14:26 PM »
Every rideshare driver in Toronto plays mediocre EDM radio.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5333 on: September 07, 2023, 05:01:39 AM »
My wireless earbuds dying 5 minutes into my commute.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5334 on: September 07, 2023, 07:48:04 AM »
Quote from: Badger on September 07, 2023, 05:01:39 AM
My wireless earbuds dying 5 minutes into my commute.

You'll just have to yell random things out while masturbating like a normal subway rider.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5335 on: September 07, 2023, 07:49:19 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 07, 2023, 07:48:04 AM
You'll just have to yell random things out while masturbating like a normal subway rider.

I find it incredibly insulting that you think the words I yell while masturbating are "random."
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5336 on: September 07, 2023, 07:51:07 AM »
Quote from: Badger on August 01, 2023, 07:13:01 PM
Is this a DC thing?

Happened to me in Phoenix and San Diego
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5337 on: September 07, 2023, 10:12:48 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 07, 2023, 07:48:04 AM
You'll just have to yell random things out while masturbating like a normal subway rider.
Thankfully the worst I endured today was a lady speaking way too loud for a 6am phone call.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5338 on: September 07, 2023, 10:26:18 AM »
Quote from: Badger on September 07, 2023, 10:12:48 AM
Thankfully the worst I endured today was a lady speaking way too loud for a 6am phone call.

I'm so glad i work from home
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5339 on: September 07, 2023, 11:59:35 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 07, 2023, 10:26:18 AM
I'm so glad i work from home

I don't think that would save you from an annoying work phone call, outside of the 6AM part.
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