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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5295 on: December 30, 2022, 10:47:11 AM »
I'm at my daughter's dentist right now. Weird.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5296 on: December 30, 2022, 10:58:51 AM »
Quote from: Libero_2 on December 30, 2022, 10:45:41 AM
Freezing needle?



yeah...when you need a filling or to repair a tooth. The freezing needle is Satan.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5297 on: December 30, 2022, 10:59:51 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on December 30, 2022, 10:45:42 AM
Can a brotha get a referral?  Or a pic?

with the all the pain and suffering...she SHOULD give me pics.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5298 on: December 30, 2022, 12:16:04 PM »
It’s called a cavitron. I should know I’m married to a dental hygienist.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5299 on: December 30, 2022, 04:49:42 PM »
…but then the cleaning’s over….replaced by the soft purr of the low-rpm soft bristles polishing your choppers…….mmmmm
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5300 on: January 05, 2023, 04:58:49 PM »
"I wouldn't be surprised if [some dumb excrement that obviously isn't going to happen]"
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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5301 on: January 11, 2023, 07:04:34 AM »
FAA grounded all flights until 9 am.  Of course I'm at the airport.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5302 on: January 11, 2023, 12:30:23 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5303 on: January 11, 2023, 02:19:31 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5304 on: January 26, 2023, 02:58:41 PM »
Asking "what's the over/under" on something happening when they really mean "what are the odds of" something happening.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5305 on: January 31, 2023, 10:34:18 AM »
When you get a mass text and people reply to everyone instead of just the sender, so I keep getting all the mundane replies and thumbs up emojis all day long because I haven't figured out how to block replies without blocking the whole thing.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5306 on: January 31, 2023, 10:38:18 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 31, 2023, 10:34:18 AM
When you get a mass text and people reply to everyone instead of just the sender, so I keep getting all the mundane replies and thumbs up emojis all day long because I haven't figured out how to block replies without blocking the whole thing.
I got caught in one during the holidays (from one of my parents' friends) and the replies to it kept trickling in for a few weeks.

So many "You too!" texts from random numbers.
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CatoTheElder

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5307 on: January 31, 2023, 11:00:19 AM »
I always get two or three of those started during the holidays by my mom's side of the family, each with significant overlap in people.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5308 on: February 13, 2023, 09:16:17 AM »
People who do this when I provide directions, even when I provide a sufficient amount of the street address for them to use their phone, still asking for the full address down to the zip code.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5309 on: February 13, 2023, 01:40:55 PM »
SMBC is awesome
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