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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #645 on: March 21, 2014, 08:23:23 PM »
When people say a team signed a player when they traded for him.

As in "Why did the Jets sign Tebow if they weren't gonna use him?!"

Not that it invalidates the statement in that case, it just makes the person saying it sound like an idiot.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #646 on: March 21, 2014, 09:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 21, 2014, 08:23:23 PM
When people say a team signed a player when they traded for him.

As in "Why did the Jets sign Tebow if they weren't gonna use him?!"

Not that it invalidates the statement in that case, it just makes the person saying it sound like an idiot.

It's even dumber when you factor in they can just say/type "get".

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #647 on: March 21, 2014, 10:48:45 PM »
Sales people that sound like they're selling even in a freaking restroom, go freak yourself.


Weird eye contact as I rush in so I don't pee myself.

Me: how you doing?
Sales douche: I am living the dream making it happen.
Me: wonderful I gotta pee.

I am in sales too, it would be a cold day in hell if I try that excrement in a restroom.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #648 on: March 21, 2014, 11:14:31 PM »
Hah. Some salespeople can't turn off the high on life chipper attitude. That excrement turns off as soon as I hang up the phone usually.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #649 on: March 22, 2014, 07:19:43 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 21, 2014, 08:23:23 PM
When people say a team signed a player when they traded for him.

As in "Why did the Jets sign Tebow if they weren't gonna use him?!"

Not that it invalidates the statement in that case, it just makes the person saying it sound like an idiot.

In soccer any player acquisition, be it through trade/transfer or free agent/Bosman, is referred to as a signing. So blow me.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #650 on: March 22, 2014, 09:26:58 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 22, 2014, 07:19:43 AM
In soccer any player acquisition, be it through trade/transfer or free agent/Bosman, is referred to as a signing. So blow me.

Leave it to divegrass to freak that up.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #651 on: March 24, 2014, 01:55:41 PM »
The fact that I am apparently incapable of remembering what flavours of potato chips I do and don't like. For some reason I keep buying jalapeno flavoured chips even though every time I open them I remember how unpleasant they are.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #652 on: March 24, 2014, 02:11:55 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 24, 2014, 01:55:41 PM
The fact that I am apparently incapable of remembering what flavours of potato chips I do and don't like. For some reason I keep buying jalapeno flavoured chips even though every time I open them I remember how unpleasant they are.

Do you have these up there?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #653 on: March 24, 2014, 02:34:29 PM »
I don't recall seeing them.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #654 on: March 24, 2014, 02:49:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 24, 2014, 02:34:29 PM
I don't recall seeing them.

They're probably better than jalapeno potato chips.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #655 on: March 24, 2014, 02:50:19 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 24, 2014, 02:11:55 PM
Do you have these up there?



These are freaking amazing.  Especially the honey mustard ones. 

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #656 on: March 24, 2014, 02:51:42 PM »
Quote from: reuben on March 24, 2014, 02:50:19 PM
These are freaking amazing.  Especially the honey mustard ones.

I like the Buffalo Wing flavor.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #657 on: March 24, 2014, 03:14:00 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 24, 2014, 02:51:42 PM
I like the Buffalo Wing flavor.

They're all good.  Snyder's figured it out, man: fill a bag with flavor powder, season with pretzel pieces. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #658 on: March 24, 2014, 03:30:18 PM »
Quote from: reuben on March 24, 2014, 03:14:00 PM
They're all good.  Snyder's figured it out, man: fill a bag with flavor powder, season with pretzel pieces. 

This is true.

And yes, the honey mustard is ridiculously tasty.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #659 on: March 24, 2014, 03:31:25 PM »
Those are up here. Buttermilk ranch is the best.

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