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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5250 on: October 08, 2022, 07:59:40 AM »
People in the middle or back of the plane that stand up as soon as it lands
If it's been a long flight I do that, got to stretch my legs.
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« Reply #5251 on: October 08, 2022, 11:00:13 PM »
If it's been a long flight I do that, got to stretch my legs.

I specifically mean the people that stand up like they are going to get off the plane faster by doing so
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5252 on: October 18, 2022, 10:03:15 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5253 on: October 25, 2022, 04:05:32 PM »
Spent about 5 hours in the ER with a kidney stone. Damn those things hurt and i have not passed it yet

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5254 on: October 25, 2022, 04:10:38 PM »
Spent about 5 hours in the ER with a kidney stone. Damn those things hurt and i have not passed it yet

That sucks man, sorry to hear.  pee that bitch out like Al Swearengen.

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« Reply #5255 on: October 25, 2022, 04:36:09 PM »
Spent about 5 hours in the ER with a kidney stone. Damn those things hurt and i have not passed it yet

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« Reply #5256 on: October 25, 2022, 04:43:04 PM »
Spent about 5 hours in the ER with a kidney stone. Damn those things hurt and i have not passed it yet

I'm so sorry, man. I had my first go with kidney stones last year. So fuckin awful. I essentially became a water drinking maniac and (almost) completely cut out soda. Do not want another one, ever. Hope this passes for you real soon.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5257 on: October 25, 2022, 09:09:37 PM »
Thank yall for the words. I am a little surprised I was not kicked out of the waiting room because of some my actions/language while in pain, but I guess they are used to that in Neptune, NJ and have seen worse.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5258 on: November 07, 2022, 08:32:33 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5259 on: December 01, 2022, 02:09:56 PM »
Breaking:  Leonard Williams requests trade from New York Jets

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« Reply #5260 on: December 15, 2022, 10:55:04 AM »
Forced stats.

"Corey Davis is the only receiver in the history of the NFL to catch 2 or more passes in the first minute of the 2nd quarter and 3rd quarter in NFC games against teams on the west coast that weren't on a weekend and coached by Native American coaches that had between 3-4 fish sandwiches less than 4 days earlier."

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5261 on: December 15, 2022, 12:13:41 PM »

Corey Davis has won the first receiver in the history of the NFL to catch 2 or more passes in the first minute of the 2nd quarter and 3rd quarter in NFC games against teams on the west coast that weren't on a weekend and coached by Native American coaches that had between 3-4 fish sandwiches less than 4 days earlier Belt.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5262 on: December 15, 2022, 03:02:51 PM »
apparently nfl jets shop will only carry our white sauce and GW jerseys in sizes 2XL-3XL for the rest of eternity, as this has been the only sizes they've had available for months now.

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« Reply #5263 on: December 15, 2022, 03:53:40 PM »
apparently nfl jets shop will only carry our white sauce and GW jerseys in sizes 2XL-3XL for the rest of eternity, as this has been the only sizes they've had available for months now.

Sounds like you need to eat moar.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5264 on: December 16, 2022, 11:06:56 AM »
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