Annoyances

[MBGreen]

In that instance, I'll go to a different restroom. I have about 3 within a minute walking distance from the office that are all spectacularly clean and have low traffic. I'm likely to find an immaculate stall.

We have one stall on our floor. There are pros and cons to this approach. This is obviously one of the cons.

[Tommy]

Kind of annoying, but it's rather humorous when someone comes into the restroom to brush their teeth while I'm in the stall 3 feet away dropping the most devastating of shits.

This. It's even funnier when you walk in and see them about to brush their teeth, and you shoot past them into a stall and unleash hell. "Congrats bud. You just rubbed some of my excrement particles on your teeth."

[bojanglesman]

When someone takes a nasty excrement before I go in to pee.  When I walk out, someone walks in, smells the previous turdsplosion and looks at me like I did it.

[MBGreen]

When someone takes a nasty excrement before I go in to pee.  When I walk out, someone walks in, smells the previous turdsplosion and looks at me like I did it.

^ bad

worse: that person who walks in is your boss.

[bojanglesman]

^ bad

Even worse: that person who walks in is your date.

fyp

[MBGreen]

 

fyp

you take your dates to work?


I cringe to think which animals you've involved in your scenario.

[bojanglesman]

you take your dates to work?


I cringe to think which animals you've involved in your scenario.

I never said work. 

[MBGreen]

I never said work. 

stop changing variables.

[ons]

people who don't flush after taking a dump.

Does this really happen?? I guess I've lived a blessed life.

[MBGreen]

Does this really happen?? I guess I've lived a blessed life.

it happened this morning.

[ons]

it happened this morning.

Someone should be fired.

[MBGreen]

Someone should be fired.

/third world country problems

[Badger]

Does this really happen?? I guess I've lived a blessed life.

On a weekend retreat in high school (we'd go upstate and talk about God and Jesus and stuff), a few dozen of my classmates and I conducted a "group poop" where every stall in the boy's room was shat in, and then a second line of guys would excrement on the previous excrement. Thankfully I was in the first line.

Then someone got a young math teacher to go in there. We hovered around the door, listening, heard "...AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!" and scattered, laughing.

[AlioTheFool]

On a weekend retreat in high school (we'd go upstate and talk about God and Jesus and stuff), a few dozen of my classmates and I conducted a "group poop" where every stall in the boy's room was shat in, and then a second line of guys would excrement on the previous excrement. Thankfully I was in the first line.

Then someone got a young math teacher to go in there. We hovered around the door, listening, heard "...AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!" and scattered, laughing.

Esopoopus
 
 
And well done.

[MBGreen]

On a weekend retreat in high school (we'd go upstate and talk about God and Jesus and stuff), a few dozen of my classmates and I conducted a "group poop" where every stall in the boy's room was shat in, and then a second line of guys would excrement on the previous excrement. Thankfully I was in the first line.

Then someone got a young math teacher to go in there. We hovered around the door, listening, heard "...AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!" and scattered, laughing.

this sounds carefully planned enough to be an A-team episode.