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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5235 on: August 20, 2022, 01:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on June 28, 2022, 08:15:01 AM
Clifford is one of the most annoying movies ever
My kids watched this in the backseat the other day but I managed to tune most of it out.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5236 on: August 20, 2022, 01:10:59 PM »
To see a heavy concentration of the world's shittiest/douchiest drivers, head east to Long Island on a summer weekend afternoon.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5237 on: September 04, 2022, 10:06:31 AM »
This excrement. Why should I have to download another app to track an order shipment?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5238 on: September 10, 2022, 12:45:23 PM »
Quote from: Badger on September 04, 2022, 10:06:31 AM
This excrement. Why should I have to download another app to track an order shipment?

https://www.realistic-love-doll.com/order-tracking/    :-)


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5239 on: September 10, 2022, 08:55:02 PM »
She arrived today and I will bring her to the tailgate. Puck's dad will talk to her for 45 minutes.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5240 on: September 10, 2022, 10:51:20 PM »
Quote from: Badger on September 10, 2022, 08:55:02 PM
She arrived today and I will bring her to the tailgate. Puck's dad will talk to her for 45 minutes.
Nice, I'll bring music 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSniBxXjK_8

Open plan living
Bungalow ranch style
All of it's comforts
Seem so essential
I bought you mail order
My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float in my new pool
De luxe and delightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can't throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I'll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind....
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5241 on: September 15, 2022, 08:05:36 AM »
Hearing the song that I use as my phone's alarm in any other context besides waking up. It came up in some reel on Facebook yesterday and I couldn't close it fast enough.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5242 on: September 15, 2022, 05:20:52 PM »
People who narrate their life inappropriately through social media apps. We have a Whatsapp group set up for planning a bachelor party next month, there's 16 or 18 guys on there of whom everyone knows some of them but I think only the groom and maybe the best man knows all. One guy just posted "currently sitting in *Toronto pub where we won't be going on the bachelor party* enjoying $5 pints". So freaking what? Stop making unnecessary noise.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5243 on: September 15, 2022, 06:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 15, 2022, 05:20:52 PM
People who narrate their life inappropriately through social media apps. We have a Whatsapp group set up for planning a bachelor party next month, there's 16 or 18 guys on there of whom everyone knows some of them but I think only the groom and maybe the best man knows all. One guy just posted "currently sitting in *Toronto pub where we won't be going on the bachelor party* enjoying $5 pints". So freaking what? Stop making unnecessary noise.

He typed, oldly; his weak bones struggling to support the weight of his wrinkled skin.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5244 on: September 15, 2022, 08:58:34 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on September 15, 2022, 06:02:10 PM
He typed, oldly; his weak bones struggling to support the weight of his wrinkled skin.
I read this post in a packed movie theater and it really heightened the experience.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5245 on: September 15, 2022, 09:03:10 PM »
Annoyance: all period military movies are retconned as struggles for modern day ideals, e.g. The Woman King trailer: "We are the spear of freedom!"  Bitch, your whole economy was about pumping out slaves and mass human sacrifices. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5246 on: September 16, 2022, 08:40:31 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5247 on: October 07, 2022, 12:21:47 PM »
"Excuse me, would you mind changing seats so We can sit next to each other?"

Yes, I would mind a lot.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5248 on: October 07, 2022, 05:01:21 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on October 07, 2022, 12:21:47 PM
"Excuse me, would you mind changing seats so We can sit next to each other?"

Yes, I would mind a lot.


People in the middle or back of the plane that stand up as soon as it lands
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5249 on: October 07, 2022, 08:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on October 07, 2022, 05:01:21 PM
People in the middle or back of the plane that stand up as soon as it lands
Lol...seconded
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