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Jetaho

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #540 on: March 13, 2014, 01:50:33 PM »
Apple repair guy telling me about all of the diagnostics he is running on my kid's laptop and all of the things we could/should be doing to protect it.  I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS.  FIX THE freaking THING! 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #541 on: March 13, 2014, 01:51:17 PM »
He's just going to recommend you get a new one.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #542 on: March 13, 2014, 01:52:39 PM »
Protect it? From what? Apple devices don't need protecting, they don't get malware. Ever.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #543 on: March 13, 2014, 01:57:23 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 13, 2014, 01:52:39 PM
Protect it? From what? Apple devices don't need protecting, they don't get malware. Ever.
We don't back it up enough.  When the hard drive crashes, we lose files. 

And he's got that snooty Apple air about him as he tries to sell me a usb cable for $30.  That's annoying too.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #544 on: March 13, 2014, 02:27:01 PM »
i didnt know apple used USB. i figured they used some nonsense proprietary plug that cost $50 to replace.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #545 on: March 14, 2014, 12:02:04 PM »
smart cars. every time I see one I want to try to t-bone it with one of my timberlands.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #546 on: March 14, 2014, 12:27:38 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2014, 12:02:04 PM
smart cars. every time I see one I want to try to t-bone it with one of my timberlands.

Why on earth when I see a "smart car" do I immediately think dumb derriere about the person driving that piece of crap.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #547 on: March 14, 2014, 12:32:42 PM »
When the call girl masseuse  can't speak a lick of English. Like playing charades.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #548 on: March 14, 2014, 12:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 14, 2014, 12:32:42 PM
When the call girl masseuse  can't speak a lick of English. Like playing charades.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #549 on: March 14, 2014, 12:56:27 PM »
Hahaha how do you search for this stuff
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #550 on: March 14, 2014, 01:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 14, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
Hahaha how do you search for this stuff

...honestly I spent 20 minutes looking at gif after gif until I could find one of someone making a gesture of a sexual nature. Mostly because I didn't want to search directly for such a thing at work.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #551 on: March 14, 2014, 01:41:43 PM »
i had glorious plans tonight. eat some pizza, smoke a bowl or 2 and watch parks and rec until i passed out at like 10 because she was going to dinner with her friends

well they cancelled, so now my wife wants to goto some italian place for dinner, see a movie and for me to disappoint her in bed.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #552 on: March 14, 2014, 01:42:31 PM »
Honestly, your wife's plan sounds like a lot more fun. Go with it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #553 on: March 14, 2014, 01:48:27 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 14, 2014, 12:32:42 PM
When the call girl masseuse  can't speak a lick of English. Like playing charades.
Put a cork in it, Zane!
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #554 on: March 14, 2014, 02:15:07 PM »
Quote from: IATA on March 14, 2014, 01:41:43 PM
i had glorious plans tonight. eat some pizza, smoke a bowl or 2 and watch parks and rec until i passed out at like 10 because she was going to dinner with her friends

well they cancelled, so now my wife wants to goto some italian place for dinner, see a movie and for me to disappoint her in bed.

Wait. Pizza and weed trumps good food and sex for you?
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