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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5130 on: September 17, 2021, 09:28:57 AM »
I can't seem to find a keyboard on my phone that doesn't have the stupid period right up against the spacebar.  It results in my fat fingers typing a period instead of a space between words every other time.  My sentences look like drawn-out websites.

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« Reply #5131 on: September 17, 2021, 09:33:01 AM »
I can't seem to find a keyboard on my phone that doesn't have the stupid period right up against the spacebar.  It results in my fat fingers typing a period instead of a space between words every other time.  My sentences look like drawn-out websites.

Same. I also commonly hit enter when I'm aiming for apostrophe, which results in chat messages getting posted halfway through a sentence.
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« Reply #5132 on: September 17, 2021, 01:40:10 PM »
Women caught up in the moment forgetting to address the monthly C&D (construction/demolition) debris in need of attention prior to dropping anchor.

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« Reply #5133 on: September 22, 2021, 12:42:19 PM »
For reasons best known to her my wife decided the other day to move a bunch of things in the kitchen to different cabinets. Important things, like plates and bowls. Now every time I need a thing I go to the cabinet where it used to be and it isn't there.
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« Reply #5134 on: September 22, 2021, 12:52:28 PM »
For reasons best known to her my wife decided the other day to move a bunch of things in the kitchen to different cabinets. Important things, like plates and bowls. Now every time I need a thing I go to the cabinet where it used to be and it isn't there.

Mrs. MB did the very same thing on the weekend.  And now i'm lost in my own kitchen.
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« Reply #5135 on: September 22, 2021, 12:53:25 PM »
For reasons best known to her my wife decided the other day to move a bunch of things in the kitchen to different cabinets. Important things, like plates and bowls. Now every time I need a thing I go to the cabinet where it used to be and it isn't there.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5136 on: October 14, 2021, 12:43:18 PM »
Guy Fieri
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« Reply #5137 on: October 14, 2021, 09:05:13 PM »
Guy Fieri

apparently that isn't even his real name and his actual name is guy ferry yet he insists on people pronouncing his name as 'fee-ed-dee' if they say anything different

did i read that on this board?

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« Reply #5138 on: October 14, 2021, 09:11:07 PM »
apparently that isn't even his real name and his actual name is guy ferry yet he insists on people pronouncing his name as 'fee-ed-dee' if they say anything different

did i read that on this board?
He annoys me even more now
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5139 on: November 07, 2021, 01:55:45 PM »
Sunset is 4:45 PM now

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« Reply #5140 on: November 07, 2021, 09:43:53 PM »
Sunset is 4:45 PM now

Such bullshit. We're all basically waiting for you though, Ontario already said that we'll turn DST off as soon as NY does.
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« Reply #5141 on: November 07, 2021, 10:39:38 PM »
Such bullshit. We're all basically waiting for you though, Ontario already said that we'll turn DST off as soon as NY does.
You mean make it permanent? What we just did was the end of daylight savings for the year.

I'd rather have later sunrise and later sunset.

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« Reply #5142 on: November 07, 2021, 10:46:03 PM »
You mean make it permanent? What we just did was the end of daylight savings for the year.

I'd rather have later sunrise and later sunset.

I think that's what everyone wants, and what the proposal is - we've basically said we'll stay on DST permanently but we can't do it unless Quebec and NY do as well. Except it won't be known as Daylight Savings Time any more, it will just be called "time".
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5143 on: November 26, 2021, 02:05:17 PM »
Today I learned one can have an allergic reaction to conifer sap.

Been fairly outdoorsy my whole life and never had this happen before. Hands/forearms broke out in little red dots.

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« Reply #5144 on: November 26, 2021, 10:21:35 PM »
Today I learned one can have an allergic reaction to conifer sap.

Been fairly outdoorsy my whole life and never had this happen before. Hands/forearms broke out in little red dots.

Doesn't seem too difficult to avoid rolling in conifer sap, you freaking weirdo.
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