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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5115 on: August 31, 2021, 07:14:08 PM »
Adults who are incapable of understanding their own alcohol tolerance, or just don't care, and get white girl wasted whenever they're with friends. You're not funny or charming or flirty, you're a sloppy freaking mess and everyone's pitying you. Grow up.

you know this was you when you finger popped your boy jamie or whatever his name was at that party when you were 17

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5116 on: August 31, 2021, 07:18:51 PM »
you know this was you when you finger popped your boy jamie or whatever his name was at that party when you were 17

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5117 on: August 31, 2021, 07:31:08 PM »
you know this was you when you finger popped your boy jamie or whatever his name was at that party when you were 17

At 17 I was a long way from being an adult, but I wasn't drunk enough to have mistaken Jamie for Emily. If I had I'd bear the scars, physical and emotional, to this day.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5118 on: September 08, 2021, 07:31:43 PM »
I can't think of any other product that I totally support and absolutely hate like the paper straw. 

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5119 on: September 08, 2021, 08:52:59 PM »
I can't think of any other product that I totally support and absolutely hate like the paper straw.
Isn't it easier to just not use a straw?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5120 on: September 08, 2021, 09:13:42 PM »
Isn't it easier to just not use a straw?

At a meal, sure.  While driving, not so much.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5121 on: September 08, 2021, 09:18:37 PM »
i can totally see why people would dislike paper straws but i dont mind them so much anymore. i try to not think about it while im using them

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5122 on: September 08, 2021, 09:47:21 PM »
Having to wear long pants again.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5123 on: September 12, 2021, 09:00:25 PM »
On the annoyance power rankings, people who start celebrating Christmas right after Halloween might be getting dethroned by people who start celebrating Halloween after Labor Day

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5124 on: September 12, 2021, 09:03:28 PM »
Annoyances:

people who start celebrating Halloween
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5125 on: September 12, 2021, 09:20:58 PM »
Annoyances:
I'm sending all of your tenants 12' skeletons from Home Depot

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« Reply #5126 on: September 12, 2021, 09:27:31 PM »
I'm sending all of your tenants 12' skeletons from Home Depot
I don't care, it's their home. They can decorate it any way they want as long as they pay rent on time.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5127 on: September 12, 2021, 09:37:18 PM »

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5128 on: September 15, 2021, 12:03:37 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5129 on: September 15, 2021, 12:57:36 PM »
I.T. Vendor Support people who barely speak english.

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