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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5085 on: June 04, 2021, 03:26:27 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on June 04, 2021, 03:24:57 PM
Every time I decide to fart in my office, it's like a memo gets sent out for everyone to come in for something and now I'm embarrassed because it smells like a dead animal in here and it's obvious who the culprit is.
Sounds like justice was served
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5086 on: June 04, 2021, 05:15:59 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on June 04, 2021, 03:24:57 PM
Every time I decide to fart in my office, it's like a memo gets sent out for everyone to come in for something and now I'm embarrassed because it smells like a dead animal in here and it's obvious who the culprit is.
If I fart or burp in another room, my wife has some sort of internal homing beacon that causes her to walk into the room and directly into the cloud.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5087 on: June 04, 2021, 08:59:58 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on June 04, 2021, 03:24:57 PM
Every time I decide to fart in my office, it's like a memo gets sent out for everyone to come in for something and now I'm embarrassed because it smells like a dead animal in here and it's obvious who the culprit is.
Quote from: Badger on June 04, 2021, 05:15:59 PM
If I fart or burp in another room, my wife has some sort of internal homing beacon that causes her to walk into the room and directly into the cloud.
bean steam rents the room? .....no problemo...the cavalry to the rescue....the "military strength" option @ $23.95's worth domestic bliss

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5088 on: July 06, 2021, 06:34:11 AM »
Feeling like I forgot how to do my job after returning from vacation.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5089 on: July 07, 2021, 12:23:05 PM »
Quote from: Badger on November 19, 2020, 04:37:39 PM
Baby Yoda appearing in places he doesn't belong, they're turning him into the new Minion


/r/babyyodahate
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5090 on: July 15, 2021, 08:56:37 AM »
When my headset pulls out one of my hairs
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5091 on: July 20, 2021, 01:20:31 PM »
Pictures of Leo DiCaprio playing Jordan Belfort being used in "motivational" posts
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5092 on: July 20, 2021, 02:33:22 PM »
Quote from: Badger on July 20, 2021, 01:20:31 PM
Pictures of Leo DiCaprio playing Jordan Belfort being used in "motivational" posts

i could use a quaalude or 2 right now
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5093 on: July 20, 2021, 03:11:08 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 20, 2021, 02:33:22 PM
  i could use a quaalude or 2 right now
 
 

   
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs9wuaVV33I

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5094 on: July 20, 2021, 07:29:07 PM »
GameStop/AMC/Reddit investing douches using all their gay terminology.

I don't give a excrement whether they bankrupt short investors or themselves.  Just shut the freak up about your stupid ape to the moon excrement.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5095 on: July 20, 2021, 07:33:07 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 20, 2021, 07:29:07 PM
GameStop/AMC/Reddit investing douches using all their gay terminology.

I don't give a excrement whether they bankrupt short investors or themselves.  Just shut the freak up about your stupid ape to the moon excrement.

No but see they're all heroes of the people sticking it to Wall Street
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5096 on: July 20, 2021, 07:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 20, 2021, 07:33:07 PM
No but see they're all heroes of the people sticking it to Wall Street
Crazy guy in my circle of acquaintances made $800K on that first spike of GameStop and got out.  Paid off his house (he's in his late 20's). Now he's back in it, walking around like he's a master investor.  He's a lucky gambler.  I try not to wish ill on anyone, but I hope he loses his derriere so he'll shut up.  Any he isn't even that annoying about it.  Mainly I'm jealous because he's a rich, single, 20-something guy in a big house banging chicks left and right.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5097 on: July 21, 2021, 07:07:57 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 20, 2021, 07:38:37 PM
Crazy guy in my circle of acquaintances made $800K on that first spike of GameStop and got out.  Paid off his house (he's in his late 20's). Now he's back in it, walking around like he's a master investor.  He's a lucky gambler.  I try not to wish ill on anyone, but I hope he loses his derriere so he'll shut up.  Any he isn't even that annoying about it.  Mainly I'm jealous because he's a rich, single, 20-something guy in a big house banging chicks left and right.


we should make him a mod here.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5098 on: July 21, 2021, 07:37:18 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 21, 2021, 07:07:57 AM
we should make him a mod here.
Diamond hands ape to the moon forum upcoming.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5099 on: July 21, 2021, 02:08:27 PM »
Reversed L/R selfies with text in them. Take 5 seconds to fix it.
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