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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4665 on: January 28, 2020, 12:29:25 PM »
Everyone probably thinks of you as the best listener because you let them vent. If you want to make your point, throw your phone at their faces when they start speaking.
Nah, I'll probably just keep bitching about it on here and become an annoyance myself.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4666 on: February 05, 2020, 06:39:22 AM »
It’s annoying how if a social media account gets enough followers, it basically turns into a viral marketing machine.  I just clicked on an account “TextsFromLastNight”, which was pretty funny during my college years, and it was all ads and links, not a single content post.
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« Reply #4667 on: February 10, 2020, 02:28:54 PM »
When you’re cruising around a crowded parking lot looking for a space, go to pull into a spot, and there’s a Mini Cooper in there. It just happened to me twice in 2 different rows.
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« Reply #4668 on: February 10, 2020, 03:19:56 PM »
When you’re cruising around a crowded parking lot looking for a space, go to pull into a spot, and there’s a Mini Cooper in there. It just happened to me twice in 2 different rows.
I looked it up, you are legally allowed to just drive on top of it and park it into submission, alpha dog style.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4669 on: February 20, 2020, 06:41:38 PM »
Do these bitches not realize that everyone can tell your eyebrows are airbrushed onto your face? excrement looks like cgi and is not even close to a natural eyebrow shape or color. Looks horrible
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4670 on: February 20, 2020, 06:52:40 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4671 on: February 23, 2020, 02:17:14 PM »
Bought a little drone for Christmas for me and my son.  It's in the top of a pine tree now.  Fack.

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« Reply #4672 on: February 23, 2020, 02:23:05 PM »
Bought a little drone for Christmas for me and my son.  It's in the top of a pine tree now.  Fack.
Buy a slightly bigger one to knock it down with.

In seriousness, go on Facebook and find your local drone flying club. Those weirdos love having a mission and they'll have some proper big boy kit
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4673 on: February 23, 2020, 02:41:25 PM »
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What exactly did you Google for this?
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« Reply #4674 on: February 23, 2020, 04:42:20 PM »
What exactly did you Google for this?
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« Reply #4675 on: February 23, 2020, 04:43:39 PM »
Buy a slightly bigger one to knock it down with.

In seriousness, go on Facebook and find your local drone flying club. Those weirdos love having a mission and they'll have some proper big boy kit
I'll give it a few days to blow down, then I'll try that.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4676 on: February 25, 2020, 06:56:00 PM »
People in the grocery store standing in front of the milk just staring at it. There’s like 3 options, pick the same freaking one you always get and move the freak out of everybody else’s way
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« Reply #4677 on: February 25, 2020, 09:16:50 PM »
People in the grocery store standing in front of the milk just staring at it. There’s like 3 options, pick the same freaking one you always get and move the freak out of everybody else’s way

On a similar note - people standing there watching the cashier running their purchases through and waiting for them to bag them as well. You're wasting my time you lazy queynte and holding me up, bag your own freaking groceries.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4678 on: February 25, 2020, 09:19:33 PM »
Can't wait until Amazon Go is a full on grocery store and I never have to interact with other humans

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4679 on: February 25, 2020, 09:43:24 PM »
Bought a little drone for Christmas for me and my son.  It's in the top of a pine tree now.  Fack.
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