Annoyances

[Badger]

My cat always follows me into the bathroom. Bitch posts up on top of the toilet tank and creepily waits there while I shower.

One of my cats is obsessed with walking in the tub after it's been in use. He's a weirdo who likes damp surfaces.

[Miamipuck]

You work with animals.  Just keep one in your office at all times.

Hahah blame it on the dog.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Hahah blame it on the dog.

Yeah, I think we need to move this one to the Opportunities thread instead.

[Miamipuck]

Geez my cat pounds on the door if I don't let him in. When I do he does all kinds of annoying stuff. He does the figure eights, he jumps onto the upper deck to headbutt me or jumps on my shoulder, or he will plop himself down right in front of the baby wipe dispenser.

[bojanglesman]

If mine ever comes in there, he just stares at me like "wtf is wrong with you?". He's an poopchute.

[Badger]

Geez my cat pounds on the door if I don't let him in. When I do he does all kinds of annoying stuff.

You need to establish your dominance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MiqPQ1dVg4

[AlioTheFool]

People who cough or sneeze on the train and don't cover their mouth fully. Or the ultradouche this morning who kept clearing his throat without bothering to cover his open mouth at all. Hey asswipe, just because you're not actually coughing doesn't mean you're not spreading germs. Why the hell do you think you need to keep clearing your throat?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Cats freaking suck.

[JFIF]

Cats freaking suck.

because you're allergic

[SixFeetDeep]

didn't realize that everyone here is a crazy cat lady.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

because you're allergic

And because they freaking suck.

[Badger]

When someone fucks up a steak so badly that it becomes inedible. Have you ever had a steak that takes forever to chew and just turns into a grey blob after a while?

(This hasn't happened to me recently or anything, it just popped into my head)

[Heismanberg]

When you ask a 17 year old kid to fill up your Roo Cup at the gas station during his lunch/free period and he brings you back a cup that is 95% ice and 5% soda.

I won't forget this. 

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Bitches who be like "Welcome to Hollywooooood!" at a kids football practice.

[Heismanberg]

Bitches who be like "Welcome to Hollywooooood!" at a kids football practice.

dat nigga love xbox