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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #420 on: January 23, 2014, 08:39:24 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on January 23, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
Were you drag racing with the Bieb when this occurred?

He's my boy, he flew into that executive airport that's 5 miles from my house, I hooked him up with a Police escort.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #421 on: January 23, 2014, 08:46:19 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on January 23, 2014, 08:29:32 AM
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Fixed.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #422 on: January 23, 2014, 08:49:10 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #423 on: January 23, 2014, 09:31:29 AM »
When the early crew at work thinks that it so early that they can excrement with their bathroom stall wide-open.

It's 7AM man, close the freaking stall.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #424 on: January 23, 2014, 09:52:09 AM »
Quote from: klaximilian on January 23, 2014, 09:31:29 AM
When the early crew at work thinks that it so early that they can excrement with their bathroom stall wide-open.

It's 7AM man, close the freaking stall.

GTFO, really?

I dont even do that in my own house.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #425 on: January 23, 2014, 09:53:59 AM »
Fuckwads that talk on their cell while taking a dump.

last week I went to take a dump, the guy says it's occupied and proceeds to talk on the cell. I said, " Thanks Jesu freaking Christ, are you talking while taking a freaking dump, learn some freaking manners." I hope the person on the other end of the line heard it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #426 on: January 23, 2014, 10:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 23, 2014, 09:52:09 AM
GTFO, really?

I dont even do that in my own house.

I do that at my house if no one is there.  I guess it's kind of a freedom thing.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #427 on: January 23, 2014, 10:08:51 AM »
Abuse/misuse of the word "literally"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #428 on: January 23, 2014, 10:10:41 AM »
JO Carnies?  eyedea posts here? 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #429 on: January 23, 2014, 11:02:17 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 23, 2014, 10:01:08 AM
I do that at my house if no one is there.  I guess it's kind of a freedom thing.

Those are always the best ones.  If my cat comes snooping around I just yell at her.  "Hey, do I hang out when you're taking a dump?"  She always seems to get the hint and leaves post haste.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #430 on: January 23, 2014, 11:03:03 AM »
Quote from: Mantana Soss on January 23, 2014, 10:08:51 AM
Abuse/misuse of the word "literally"

Or just plain overuse.  With you on all counts.  It literally pisses me off.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #431 on: January 23, 2014, 11:03:59 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on January 23, 2014, 11:02:17 AM
Those are always the best ones.  If my cat comes snooping around I just yell at her.  "Hey, do I hang out when you're taking a dump?"  She always seems to get the hint and leaves post haste.

Sometimes my cats want to the do figure-eight around my legs when I'm on the toilet. I don't mind.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #432 on: January 23, 2014, 11:07:39 AM »
My cat always follows me into the bathroom. Bitch posts up on top
Of the toilet tank and creepily waits there while I shower.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #433 on: January 23, 2014, 11:19:37 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 23, 2014, 07:39:57 AM
When I'm in my office, alone and decide to let loose a fart.  Then almost like clockwork, someone walks in immediately and wants to hang out and talk as my fart cloud overtakes the room and embarrasses me. 

You work with animals.  Just keep one in your office at all times.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #434 on: January 23, 2014, 11:21:11 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on January 23, 2014, 11:07:39 AM
My cat always follows me into the bathroom. Bitch posts up on top
Of the toilet tank and creepily waits there while I shower.

You taught your cat to use JO?  It's dcm, isn't it...
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