Annoyances

[bojanglesman]

you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great

You sir, are a winner!

[guinness77]

you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great

Living well is always the best revenge. 

[SixFeetDeep]

you joke, but i think my excrement paid off...
they spent a full summer fighting it, spending thousands on various efforts that all fail.
the next spring they spend thousands more resodding
they didnt go deep enough, mint starts popping up again
this time their money works, they stop the mint!
but they had to use different seed so their lawn looks spotted, darker and lighter
the woman becomes an even bigger bitch
she got fired from her job in february
she has no job and her kids all moved out and her husband is still a redneck prick
my lawn looks great

Legend

[bojanglesman]

What are tariffs always "slapped" in every article I read?  Can't they be placed on something? 

"The United States jizzed tariffs on $200 billion of Chinese goods."

[SixFeetDeep]

People who walk on the left side of the hallway/stairs/sidewalk. It’s your funeral.

[AlioTheFool]

People who walk on the left side of the hallway/stairs/sidewalk. It’s your funeral.

Holy excrement yes! How is this a hard concept? Stay to the right!

[IATA]

JE will get this one, but working with bell and rogers is enough to make me want to leave IT

[bojanglesman]

More gross than annoying, but when some old person is talking to you and they have that white crap in the corners of their mouth that just keeps snapping up and down while they talk.  You can't concentrate on anything they say because it's there, grossing you out. 

[guinness77]

JE will get this one, but working with bell and rogers is enough to make me want to leave IT

Mint. Around the perimeter of the building. Stat.

[Johnny English]

JE will get this one, but working with bell and rogers is enough to make me want to leave IT

I don't have to deal with Rogers but I do work with Bell quite a lot, and I feel your pain. There are some good people there, but there are also a lot of complete fuckwits.

[Badger]

UPS refusing to leave a package valued only $20 without a signature after I paid for one-day shipping specifically so I could receive it today.

[AlioTheFool]

UPS, FedEx, USPS

Fixed.

[IATA]

UPS refusing to leave a package valued only $20 without a signature after I paid for one-day shipping specifically so I could receive it today.

if it was that important you'd have taken the day off work so ups could tell you you werent home for delivery and to come pick it up

[Badger]

AT&T bought DirecTV and wants me to create a My AT&T account to access any of my DirecTV excrement.

[reuben]

This watermelon is mealy.