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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4530 on: May 22, 2018, 07:43:20 AM »
Perosnally I don't see the point of lettuce on sandwiches.

I thought i was the only one.
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« Reply #4531 on: May 22, 2018, 08:32:28 AM »
I thought I read somewhere that lettuce helps keep the bread from getting soggy from the sandwich innards, but I don't know it that's true.  Lettuce just seems to be in the way.  If something leafy is going to be in there, I'd rather have something of nutritional value like spinach.

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« Reply #4532 on: May 22, 2018, 08:47:19 AM »
Also...if you absolutely have to put lettuce on a sandwich/burger, shred it. Nothing worse than having to bite into a monster-sized leaf of lettuce.

A&W does that with that burgers, drives me nuts.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4533 on: May 22, 2018, 12:00:09 PM »
I thought I read somewhere that lettuce helps keep the bread from getting soggy from the sandwich innards, but I don't know it that's true.  Lettuce just seems to be in the way.  If something leafy is going to be in there, I'd rather have something of nutritional value like spinach.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4534 on: June 01, 2018, 07:57:52 AM »
Seeing a half-eaten sandwich on someone's desk. Finish your food.

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« Reply #4535 on: June 14, 2018, 11:34:48 AM »
When you go get an oil change and the auto mechanic is trying to sell you everything under the sun- new wiper blades, battery, air filter, etc. just put the oil in my car bro
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« Reply #4536 on: June 14, 2018, 11:38:17 AM »
When you go get an oil change and the auto mechanic is trying to sell you everything under the sun- new wiper blades, battery, air filter, etc. just put the oil in my car bro

Real men change their own oil.
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« Reply #4537 on: June 14, 2018, 11:53:21 AM »
Real men change their own oil.

I got it done while on the clock at work. Girly man life hack
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« Reply #4538 on: June 14, 2018, 11:57:59 AM »
I got it done while on the clock at work. Girly man life hack

I haven't changed my own oil since I sold the good Jeep and bought the "sad middle aged man who has given up on life and fun and enjoyment" Jeep.
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« Reply #4539 on: June 14, 2018, 12:09:19 PM »
Real men change their own oil.

I used to do that nonsense. Jack up the car, drain the oil, get it all over the place trying to capture it, struggle with the filter, put it all back together and refill. Then find somewhere to take the used oil. All afternoon gone.

Now, 10-20 minutes of scrolling through Twitter while someone else does all the work on a lift.
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« Reply #4540 on: June 14, 2018, 12:12:56 PM »
Jack up the car, drain the oil, get it all over the place trying to capture it, struggle with the filter,

Real men know how to change their oil properly without getting it all over the place.
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« Reply #4541 on: June 14, 2018, 12:15:45 PM »
Real men know how to change their oil properly without getting it all over the place.

Hahaha, fair enough.
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« Reply #4542 on: June 14, 2018, 02:54:09 PM »
i know how to change my oil, but i still pay someone else to do it. i would rather play word link for 30 minutes than do stuff for any minutes.

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« Reply #4543 on: June 14, 2018, 03:15:31 PM »
i know how to change my oil, but i still pay someone else to do it. i would rather play word link for 30 minutes than do stuff for any minutes.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4544 on: June 14, 2018, 03:25:52 PM »
Real men change their own oil.

Must be nice having a garage and driveway.