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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4500 on: March 02, 2018, 02:36:36 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 02, 2018, 02:36:00 PM
It can totally be unintentional, and I’m probably guilty of it too. I’m talking about people that do it everytime they want to make plans. I caught on to a couple specific people where I almost couldn’t give an honest answer without getting continually trapped. Don’t mean to come off like an anti-social dick, but I’m not going to agree to plans unless I know what they are. Simple request.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4501 on: March 04, 2018, 11:11:13 AM »
When someone with a “baby on board” sign in their car rear windshield is driving like an poopchute
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4502 on: April 03, 2018, 09:57:13 PM »
Seeing April Fools posts for the first time on April 3rd.

I just... I got really excited about the Lake George submarine. And then I reached the end of the article.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4503 on: April 04, 2018, 11:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Badger on April 03, 2018, 09:57:13 PM
Seeing April Fools posts for the first time on April 3rd.

I just... I got really excited about the Lake George submarine. And then I reached the end of the article.

I got duped by a stupid "The Lions traded up to 1! Barkley?" article.

All I could think was "How the hell did the Jets get this lucky!?" April 1st is the worst.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4504 on: April 04, 2018, 11:16:04 PM »
You guys are retards to believe that excrement, really complete fucktards.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4505 on: April 05, 2018, 01:04:03 AM »
Quote from: Badger on April 03, 2018, 09:57:13 PM
Seeing April Fools posts for the first time on April 3rd.

I just... I got really excited about the Lake George submarine. And then I reached the end of the article.

This one got me.  freaking reddit. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/88ob21/breaking_president_trump_has_fired_woody_johnson/
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4506 on: April 05, 2018, 06:10:02 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4507 on: April 20, 2018, 08:22:56 AM »
Players that put "II" on their jersey instead of "Jr." 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4508 on: April 20, 2018, 08:45:36 AM »
waiting for the draft
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4509 on: April 20, 2018, 12:29:06 PM »
People who eat on public transportation. It's gross, stop.

This woman last night sitting next to me on the bus was munching away on some crinkle-cut french fry shaped chips. I wanted to smack the bag out of her hand.

A few days ago, some woman was eating a roast beef sandwich on the train next to me.

WTF is wrong with people?
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4510 on: April 20, 2018, 12:40:04 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on April 20, 2018, 12:29:06 PM
People who eat on public transportation. It's gross, stop.

This woman last night sitting next to me on the bus was munching away on some crinkle-cut french fry shaped chips. I wanted to smack the bag out of her hand.

A few days ago, some woman was eating a roast beef sandwich on the train next to me.

WTF is wrong with people?

I saw a guy drive by my office eating a bowl of oatmeal while steering. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4511 on: April 21, 2018, 08:39:36 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on April 20, 2018, 12:29:06 PM
People who eat on public transportation. It's gross, stop.

This woman last night sitting next to me on the bus was munching away on some crinkle-cut french fry shaped chips. I wanted to smack the bag out of her hand.

A few days ago, some woman was eating a roast beef sandwich on the train next to me.

WTF is wrong with people?
You should have tweeted Cuomo about it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4512 on: April 23, 2018, 10:55:49 AM »
Quote from: Badger on April 21, 2018, 08:39:36 AM
You should have tweeted Cuomo about it.

I only tweet at him and BdB for things their offices actually control.

How much do you think those interns monitoring those accounts hate me? I hope a lot. They probably hate your meme responses more though.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4513 on: April 23, 2018, 12:03:01 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on April 23, 2018, 10:55:49 AM
I only tweet at him and BdB for things their offices actually control.

How much do you think those interns monitoring those accounts hate me? I hope a lot. They probably hate your meme responses more though.
Just doing my part.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4514 on: May 21, 2018, 07:54:52 AM »
People who always find something to complain about the food they ordered at a restaurant.
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