Annoyances

[SixFeetDeep]

A quality wing man is hard to find. 

One of my roommates is female. best wingman I've had ever.

[Tommy]

One of my roommates is female. best wingman I've had ever.

Same here when I lived in Hoboken. It was awesome.

[bojanglesman]

All the wingmen in the world couldn't have helped me.  I had less than zero game.

[Johnny English]

All the wingmen in the world couldn't have helped me.  I had less than zero game.

I'm with you, brother. I was the Aaron Maybin of players; showed occasional glimpses, but in reality completely useless.

[Badger]

I'm with you, brother. I was the Aaron Maybin of players; showed occasional glimpses, but in reality completely useless.

But your hustle made up for it.

[MBGreen]

All the wingmen in the world couldn't have helped me.  I had less than zero game.

WSWjanglesman

[Johnny English]

But your hustle made up for it.

Sadly not. I got to the first block and quickly demonstrated a complete lack of moves.

[JFIF]

One of my roommates is female. best wingman I've had ever.

that's a wingwoman, and that's a totally different story. Obviously surrounding yourself with chick friends will get you chicks by making other chicks feel comfortable since it lets them know you're probably not a creeper

[Tommy]

that's a wingwoman, and that's a totally different story. Obviously surrounding yourself with chick friends will get you chicks by making other chicks feel comfortable since it lets them know you're probably not a creeper

Wingman thing is overrated anyway. I work better alone. Having a wingman always ends up with you guys liking the same chick, and then it becomes a battle for her vagina. The other becomes the consolation prize.

My best buddy Franky and I used to work real we'll together but we he would always get the better looking chick. I was fine with it since I was still getting laid, but one time I was able to get the one that he was aggressively pushing for. Best duckbill feeling ever.

[Badger]

Wingman thing is overrated anyway. I work better alone. Having a wingman always ends up with you guys liking the same chick, and then it becomes a battle for her vagina. The other becomes the consolation prize.

I had a friend try to use me as a wingman once, except he never told me that was what we were doing and I completely missed the cues. Then we ended up competing for the same girl's attention and nobody won.

[Koz]

[JFIF]

I see Koz is still trying to figure out this whole meme thing

[Badger]

I see Koz is still trying to figure out this whole meme thing

[IATA]

[Fenwyr]

I was a great wingman with this one buddy growing up, but I was ALWAYS the wingman damnit!  He had game for days, and he was also my best friend, so I just let him do his thing. I was the nice guy and he was the player.  Worked quite well as I never really got stuck with any ugly chicks, but he always got the hot one.