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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4425 on: November 01, 2017, 07:19:42 PM »
I hope you were making sound effects and going "Ooh you almost got it!"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4426 on: November 01, 2017, 07:25:12 PM »
How much booze (or other stuff) did you give her to do that? That's borderline amazing.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4427 on: November 01, 2017, 07:37:21 PM »
lol, no wonder Tommy doesn't respect women
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4428 on: November 01, 2017, 07:41:52 PM »
Quote from: guinness77 on November 01, 2017, 07:25:12 PM
How much booze (or other stuff) did you give her to do that? That's borderline amazing.

I'm guessing not as much as you think.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4429 on: November 01, 2017, 07:51:49 PM »
Quote from: Badger on November 01, 2017, 07:41:52 PM
I'm guessing not as much as you think.
I guess she really wanted that threesome. Or, twosome, with tommy not included.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4430 on: November 01, 2017, 08:33:04 PM »
Quote from: guinness77 on November 01, 2017, 07:25:12 PM
How much booze (or other stuff) did you give her to do that? That's borderline amazing.

Hahaha as Badger said, it didn't take much. But you're right, she realllyyyy wanted to freak the Japanese girl. Stupid queynte wasn't into it. Could've been an epic threesome.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4431 on: November 01, 2017, 08:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Tommyanne on November 01, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Hahaha as Badger said, it didn't take much. But you're right, she realllyyyy wanted to freak the Japanese girl. Stupid queynte wasn't into it. Could've been an epic threesome.
Did she try to bang your cats?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4432 on: November 01, 2017, 09:03:24 PM »
Quote from: Tommyanne on November 01, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Hahaha as Badger said, it didn't take much. But you're right, she realllyyyy wanted to freak the Japanese girl. Stupid queynte wasn't into it. Could've been an epic threesome.

Far be it for me to point out the obvious, but find a broad other than the Japanese prude and call Catgirl up again. Problem solved.

Edit: Somewhere I missed, take copious amounts of video...........
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4433 on: November 01, 2017, 09:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 01, 2017, 09:03:24 PM
Far be it for me to point out the obvious, but find a broad other than the Japanese prude and call Catgirl up again. Problem solved.

Edit: Somewhere I missed, take copious amounts of video...........

Oh I agree but she's really into the Jap chick. She said she'll be at the bar on Friday so I can try again. Japanese chick will be with me until next week.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4434 on: November 01, 2017, 09:47:26 PM »
Make it happen or at least record another hilarious gif
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4435 on: November 01, 2017, 09:49:14 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on November 01, 2017, 09:47:26 PM
Make it happen or at least record another hilarious gif
Try to get her to jump up in the air for one of those feathers on a stick.  Show her funbags for some catnip.  Come on Tommy, get creative man.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4436 on: November 02, 2017, 08:14:20 AM »
You'll all have to wait until tomorrow night. Hopefully.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4437 on: November 02, 2017, 08:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Tommyanne on November 02, 2017, 08:14:20 AM
You'll all have to wait until tomorrow night. Hopefully.

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.  Follow your heart kid, and you’ll never go wrong.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4438 on: November 02, 2017, 09:21:57 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on November 02, 2017, 08:30:06 AM
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.  Follow your heart kid, and you’ll never go wrong.

What he said.

This thread really picked up.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4439 on: November 02, 2017, 12:54:18 PM »
Came back to watch again.  It's like Sean Young auditioning for Tim Burton.
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